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Best Chuck Norris Jokes


Best Chuck Norris Jokes

Who is Chuck Norris? Ouch! He is that old schoolfellow. He was my disciple in comedy early 1925. He was a stubborn dude. He gave us lots of problems in the comedy class. Sometimes, we had to suspend him because he was a very arrogant kid plus he was also a bully always yelling at other helpless kids. He was too full of himself. One day I brought him out to the middle of the class and spanked him. After that, I asked the other kids to poke jokes at him. He was sad after the class. The next day, he didn’t come to class in-fact, he never came back. The next time I saw him was on TV One favorite dude of some sort. His real name was Kevin, but we nicked named him Chuck Norris because of his playful attitude. So, who is the real or fake Chuck Norris? I know I’m a talkative and a particular specie of parrot. But who cares?? I talk for a living. In fact, people pay money you can’t imagine for my parrot x-tics. Personally, I hate talking about other people especially when they are comedians like myself. What do you want me to say about them? Beloved, we are competitors, and we must spoil each other’s market. You get??
Now let’s talk about Chuck Norris Jokes.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives. That’s nice. Visit our site for more. Everybody knows Chuck Norris even a day old kid knows. So, I guess we shouldn’t go over his biography or profile. This is my site, not Chuck Norris’ I do what I want. You get that?? Chuck was a bad-ass martial art star; it is indisputable. He was a jack of all trades master of all. Producer, actor, screenwriter and a champion. Now his name is a tittle in entertainment. Say anything about Chuck Norris and the next thing that follows is laughter. What is the best Chuck Norris joke? Just visit our site and search them out. I can’t specifically say this or that is the best Chuck Norris joke. Do that research your self in the Chuck Norris category. I’m sure you will discover new funny stuff. You will also discover the meaning of PPT in this category. LOL. Who is a better actor? Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris? I vote Chuck for the sake of the joke. Are you sure you know the way of the dragon? If you don’t, better find out. If you know Chuck well, you’d know it is challenging to fool him. Why do you think Chuck wears sunglasses? So his eyes won’t hurt the sun. Chuck is crazy. Chuck’s name is Carlos Ray but to be Frank, I missed Chuck. R.I.P chuck. To see another actor like late Chuck. Wait, is chuck late?? I hope he is so he won’t sue me for that. 




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#1 I don’t use debbuggers…

I don’t use debbuggers
I stare down the code confesses

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#2 Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear…

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
It’s not dead, it’s just afraid to move.

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#3 7 days…

7 days…
Err… Nemermind… Wrong number…

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#4 Chuck Norris ain’t so tough…

Chuck Norris ain’t so tough
4mg Ondansetron and he was just…. Norris.

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#5 Nunchucks

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#6 How i feel after making my insta crush…

How i feel after making my insta crush laugh
My job here is done

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#7 Chuck Norris knows the last digit of Pi Happy Pi day!

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#8 Chuck Norris’s butter or Chinese knife?

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#9 Praying mantis…

Praying mantis… The Chuck Norris of the insect world

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#10 Chuck Norris doesn’t battle…

Chuck Norris doesn’t battle
He just allows you to lose

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#11 When people argue about…

When people argue about witch milatary branch is the best,
I simply point out the fact that Chuck Norris was in the air force.

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#12 I too was once a male…

I too was once a male trapped in a female body
But then my mother gave birth…

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#13 I’m 6mm Kindney Stone…

I’m 6mm Kindney Stone
And unless you’re Chuck Norris, not even Geico can help you now

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#14 Chuck Norris died…

Chuck Norris died
But he’s alright now

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#15 God made me…

God made me…
So Chuck Norris could nightmares

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#16 Techno Giving…

Techno Giving
Sent by Chuck Norris to keep an eye on things

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#17 This is me going thru…

This is me going thru my facebook news feed
This is me going thru my instagram newsfeed

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#18 I kiiled two stones…

B*tchI kiiled two stones with one bird.

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#19 When Chuck Norris left…

When Chuck Norris left for college he he told his father
You’re the man of the house now

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#20 I’m Chuck Norris

I’m Chuck Norris
Your argument is invalid

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#21 Mr.President

Mr.President, It’s Chuck NorrisI heard you were spying on me…

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#22 Chuck Norris was there…

Chuck Norris was thereand he chose scissors

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#23 Chuck Norris built the hostpital

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#24 Dad i can’t find my ball !

Dad i can’t find my ball !
That my boy

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#25 When Google has a question, they “Norris” it.

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#26 Chuck Norris likes

Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare
He only eats ubicorns

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#27 What if this meme was created by…

What if this meme was created by Chuck Norris himself?

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#28 Molly Weasley Makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables

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#29 Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris?
You mean the beared b*tch does my laundry.

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#30 Crocodile hunter?

Crocodile hunter?
Fuck off cunt, i’m Norris

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#31 Guns carry Chuck Norris for protection

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