Best Roses are red violets are blue jokes
Roses are red, violet are blue jokes. Are you kidding me? You mean you’ve never seen a blue rose before? What part of the world are you living in dude? I’ve got a lot of jokes on the site today for you all. Very funny jokes for your entertainment only. If you want this same category of jokes with pictures, here; (link) Do what is needful for your health. Do you know that laughter is very important to your health? It makes you look younger, It makes your body function properly, It cleans your mind, relieves you of emotional stress. When funny experiences are shared, try to put yourself in those shoes. Imagine and picture it in your head and it will make more sense.
You can actually learn from funny experiences. See the logic behind those experiences and apply it when you are faced with the same problems. But I’m sure your heads are not empty, there are brains in it so use them well. Don’t you ever put yourself in my shoes, they are matters about life and death. For example, those days I was kidnapped and did very funny and crazy things to escape. Bruv, don’t try that in reality. Only me have the guts to do that bruv.
YO! I Remember that moment when I parked my Lamborghini. As I got down, I noticed all eyes were on me. As usual, guys looked at me with that evil eye of jealousy. A small crowd gathered around me. Most times, I endanger myself in that fun ride. People I don’t know want to FAMZ me. Ladies wanna hug me, take a picture with my beast-ride. The cops chase me unnecessarily, bad guys come after me. A journalist approaches me all the time; people interview me asking what I do for a living that life of a star you know. Sometimes, I get tired but what can I do? Are roses not red? When you ride cars more expensive than the president’s villa, they will chase you about as though you were some criminal of some sorts. People hate and disturb you unnecessarily. I wonder what people will do when I get the latest Chevrolet for myself. People don’t know how much hard work I put into comedy. I’m telling about 700 jokes “roses are red, violet are blue” on my site. People think its a cup of tea. Things like this don’t come easy bruv.
When Kate saw me, she approached me, told me she loved my ride and started staring at it. I could say she was beginning to FAMZ me. As she came closer to me, I pushed her aside. Wicked? Well, she deserved it. I took my glasses off and it took a while before she could recognize me. She was speechless. I could see tears rolling down her cheek. I was also sobbing also. She was stagnant; she didn’t make a move. I asked her to move on with her life as we could not relate to each other. That was fair, isn’t it? Moral lesson; don’t ever look down on people in life. Yeah, let’s move ahead to the jokes of the day “dirty roses are red violet are blue.”