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Best Roses are red violets are blue jokes


Best Roses are red violets are blue jokes

Roses are red, violet are blue jokes. Are you kidding me? You mean you’ve never seen a blue rose before? What part of the world are you living in dude? I’ve got a lot of jokes on the site today for you all. Very funny jokes for your entertainment only. If you want this same category of jokes with pictures, here; (link) Do what is needful for your health. Do you know that laughter is very important to your health? It makes you look younger, It makes your body function properly, It cleans your mind, relieves you of emotional stress. When funny experiences are shared, try to put yourself in those shoes. Imagine and picture it in your head and it will make more sense.

You can actually learn from funny experiences. See the logic behind those experiences and apply it when you are faced with the same problems. But I’m sure your heads are not empty, there are brains in it so use them well. Don’t you ever put yourself in my shoes, they are matters about life and death. For example, those days I was kidnapped and did very funny and crazy things to escape. Bruv, don’t try that in reality. Only me have the guts to do that bruv.

YO! I Remember that moment when I parked my Lamborghini. As I got down, I noticed all eyes were on me. As usual, guys looked at me with that evil eye of jealousy. A small crowd gathered around me. Most times, I endanger myself in that fun ride. People I don’t know want to FAMZ me. Ladies wanna hug me, take a picture with my beast-ride. The cops chase me unnecessarily, bad guys come after me. A journalist approaches me all the time; people interview me asking what I do for a living that life of a star you know. Sometimes, I get tired but what can I do? Are roses not red? When you ride cars more expensive than the president’s villa, they will chase you about as though you were some criminal of some sorts. People hate and disturb you unnecessarily. I wonder what people will do when I get the latest Chevrolet for myself. People don’t know how much hard work I put into comedy. I’m telling about 700 jokes “roses are red, violet are blue” on my site. People think its a cup of tea. Things like this don’t come easy bruv.

When Kate saw me, she approached me, told me she loved my ride and started staring at it. I could say she was beginning to FAMZ me. As she came closer to me, I pushed her aside. Wicked? Well, she deserved it. I took my glasses off and it took a while before she could recognize me. She was speechless. I could see tears rolling down her cheek. I was also sobbing also. She was stagnant; she didn’t make a move. I asked her to move on with her life as we could not relate to each other. That was fair, isn’t it? Moral lesson; don’t ever look down on people in life. Yeah, let’s move ahead to the jokes of the day “dirty roses are red violet are blue.” 




#1 There’s always an Asian…

Roses are red
Violets are blue
There's always an Asian who's better than YOU

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#2 When the dead start to rise…

Roses are red...
Dead fish is green...
When the dead start to rise...
You're on my team.

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#3 Go to the gym

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Go to the gym.
-End of poem-

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#4 I received my first Valentine…

So I received my first Valentine from a secret admirer.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
It's time for your dental cleaning and maybe a check-up too.

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#5 If I had a brick…

Roses are red...
Violets are blue...
If I had a brick..
Id' throw it at you!!

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#6 I love Kanye…

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I love Kanye and so do you.

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#7 If he calls on the 13th…

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
If he calls on the 13th or 15th the side chick is you!

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#8 Lil stupid…

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Lil stupid ass b*tch, i ain't f*cking witchu

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#9 Here’s a gray flower

Roses are gray,
Violets are gray,
Here's a gray flower
Cause, I love you!

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#10 Chloroform

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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#11 Johnny Walker is blue…

Roses are red,
Johnny Walker is blue,
I have more money for liquor now,
But still, fuck you.

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#12 It’s almost Valentine’s Day…

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
It's almost Valentine's Day,
but....
IDFWU

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#13 Whatta time to be alive…

2016... whatta time to be alive
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Snapchat me that p***y
If its.... cool

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#14 Light switch

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Get to that light switch,
before I get to you

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#15 Violets are greyer…

Roses are grey Violets are greyer
I'm color blind

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#16 Chamorro food…

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Chamorro food is the best
Now go make me some kadu!

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#17 Green is good luck

Roses are red
Green is good luck

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#18 Green is good luck

Roses are redGreen is good luck

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#19 April can’t stay…

Roses are red
But April can't stay.
In a couple weeks

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#20 April is grey…

Roses are red
April is grey
But in a few days

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#21 My eyes cry tears…

Roses are red
My eyes cry tears

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#22 melons are melony..

Roses are red, melons are melony..

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#23 Saw this “adorable” note

Saw this "adorable" note walking home from class...
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm having a baby &
The father is YOU!
We need to talk ASAP!!

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#24 I am high, and so am I

Roses are violet,
Red is blueI am high, and so am I

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#25 That whole massacre…

Roses are red Violets are blue...
That whole massacre was just for you!

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#26 Do I look fabulous?

Roses are redViolets are blueDo I look fabulous?
Oh yes I do

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#27 Roses r red

Roses r red
Violets r blue
This is dumb
Just let me fuck u.

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#28 Even though you have selective hearing

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Even though you have selective hearing
I still love you
Be my Valentine

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#29 Have a corndog

Roses are red so is ketchup.
Have a corndog
Texas Poetry

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#30 Don’t look at me…

Roses are grey
Violets are blue
Don't look at me B*tch cause I hate you

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#31 Im going down on u…

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Like the titanic
Im going down on u
To:
From:

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#32 Roses are crap…

Roses are crap,
Violets are shit,
Let me sit on your face
And wiggle a bit..

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