Best Yo Mama Jokes
Today was another day of thinking deep, but the consequence was devastating. I forgot the chicken in the fryer, and it was completely burnt. I was thinking about life as usual. Today is Sunday, and I can recall the words of the preacher fully. The preacher got me thinking about my life, especially my deeds. Due to my profession, I can’t count the number of times I’ve told lies to people. In fact, that’s the heart of comedy. Comedians are destined to tell lies throughout their career. I know many of you will be wondering how I got into stuff I said you on my site. While many of them are true. “True” in the sense that they are not purely lying.
None is strictly true. Why are you looking at me that way as though I’m a stinking wretched liar and sinner of some sort? Aren’t we all liars? Don’t you exaggerate? The fact that you cant say something exactly the way it makes you a liar. Such a cool-tempered bruv.
Most comedians are just a bunch of thieves and bastards. They aren’t original. I took a survey online, and I saw many comedy sites copying my style and swag. They twist many of my content, jokes and the rest. I think I have to brand and copyright my business from this idiots. They want to destroy my hard earned labor. Do you know how I started in comedy? Do you do all the things I went through before getting this far? Don’t ever you guys mess with my site again or I’ll rain a hell of jokes on ya mama. Yo mama fat jokes are so bad that in fact, they’re right. Won’t you love me to make fun of yo mama right? So y’all comedians should behave ya selves and stop the copycat activity.
In one of the series, I was sharing experience on how I wanted to commit suicide cos of a lady that broke my heart. Remember that series? I tied one end of the rope around the mast and the other end around my neck and then…boom(i released myself to die) I believed I wasn’t important in life. After all, I had nothing to lose. I had no property to myself; I didn’t even have a pair of shoes. I woke up the next day and sighed, now I know I’m in heaven. The environment looked familiar; this isn’t heaven I said. It was my room. How come? How did I end up here? I retook the rope, this time, I went to a tall tree in the forest and repeated the whole process. I released myself…R….. I……P.
Hours later, I woke up again in my room. I was frustrated, what the hell is happening? The next day I considered another option. I went to the highway and stood in the middle. The police had me in custody for some days. After I was released, I resolved to start again on a fresh page. Today, I never regret my decision. I cruise in anyhow I want in my Lamborghini Diablo. Recently I met Kate, guess what happened….to be continued in next series. See ya.
1. Yo mama so fat
I had to let her pass
2. Yo Mama so stupid
She tried to climb Mountain Dew
3. Yo Mamma so stupid
She climbed over a glass wall to see what’s on the other side
4. Yo’ mama’s so fat