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Best Black jokesWe know that the collection of Black jokes made your black friend laugh and you had the best time for once without any racism or any harm done. The funny Black jokes are the best because they will not only make you laugh but also help you understand how to keep it cool. You can even share the jokes in public without anyone noticing.

 

    • How do you get a black to wear a condom?
      Put a Nike logo on it!
    • How many blacks does it take to clean a toilet?
      None, it’s a woman’s job.
    • What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
      A Basketball player.
    • There’s 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy?
      Warden.
    • How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
      The lights out, how can u count them?
    • How do they say “fuck you” in Los Angeles?
      Trust me.
    • What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?
      The quarterback.
    • Black man says to siri: « Take me home »
      Siri replies: « Taking you the quickest route to jail. »
    • What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
      A black and Decker pecker wrecker.
    • A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a blow job.
      The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar.
      The bartender then asked, « What did he say to you?
      The black guy responded I don’t know all I heard is something about a job!!
    • Why Do Blacks Hate Country?
      Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister
    • *Black couple having sex*
      Black guy: Who yo daddy?
      Black girl: I don’t know lol
      Black guy: Same lol
    • Black know how to make a whole pot of crack but can’t make a small pot of rice
    • Black will share the same gum lick ass, eat a prostitute out but won’t
      Eat the first loaf of bread fuck wrong with y’all?
    • What did Lincoln say after his five day drunk?
      I freed whom.
    • What’s long and black? – The unemployment line.
    • What do you call a black with a new bike?
      A thief.
    • What do you get when you cross an Eskimo with a black person?
      A Snow-blower that Doesn’t work!
    • What do you call a black with a new caddie?
      A better thief.
    • What do you call a black test tube baby?
      Janitor in a drum.
    • I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
    • There’s a black and a Mexican in a car, who’s driving?
      The Cop
    • A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” – “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
    • Why do black women where high heels?So their knuckles don’t drag.
    • What’s the definition of black foreplay?
      Don’t scream or I’ll kill you.
    • Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins?
      Society.
    • What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile?
      A taxi.
    • What’s faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
      His brother behind him with the VCR.
    • What’s the difference between batman and a black-man?
      Batman can go to the store without robin.
    • Who won the race down the tunnel, the black or the Pole?
      The Pole because the black had to stop to write “motherfucker” on the wall.

 

Best black people jokes

 

    • What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza
      A pizza can feed a family of four.
    • What’s the definition of worthless?
      A 7’2? black man with a small prick, that can’t play basketball.
    • What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
      They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
    • Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: “Name something commonly found in cells.” Apparently, Niggers wasn’t the right answer.
    • Did you hear about the new black French restaurant?
      It’s called Chez What.
    • What did God say when he saw the first black person?
      Oops, I burnt one!
    • Why did God invent golf?
      So white people could dress up like blacks.
    • Why is Stevie Wonder Smiling all the time?
      He doesn’t know he’s black.
    • What do you call a black guys condom?
      A duffel bag.
    • What do you call a black with no arms?
      Trustworthy.
    • What do you get when you cross a black prostitute with a Chinese woman?
      A broad that sucks shirts.
    • What word starts with « N » and ends with « R » that you never want to call a black person?
      Neighbor.
    • What is the most confusing day in Harlem? – Father’s Day.
    • What do you call a black man in Thailand?
      A tycoon.
    • A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” – His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” – His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” – The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
    • Why don’t black people dream?
      Because the last black guy that “had a dream” got shot
    • What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
      The NBA.
    • What’s the difference between a black and a white fairytale? White begins, “once upon a time,” black begins, “y’all motherfuckers ain’t gonna believe dis shit!”
    • How does a black chick know if she’s pregnant? – When she pulls out the tampon, and all the cotton is already picked.
    • Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven’t figured out how to steal houses yet!
    • Why do blacks wear white gloves?
      So they don’t bite their fingers eating tootsie rolls.
    • Who are the two most famous black women in history?
      Aunt Jemima and Mutha Fucker.
    • Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins?
      Society.
    • A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. “Wow,” says the bartender”. “That is really something. Where’d you get it?” “Africa,” says the parrot.
    • Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
    • What would martin luther king be if he was white?
      Alive
    • Why did so many blacks get killed in the war?
      When the Colonel yelled get down, they all got up and danced.
    • Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?
      Because KFC isn’t open on holidays.
    • What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black?
      Vinegar!
    • What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans?
      The black ones steal your watch.
    • What is white with a black asshole?
      The A-Team
    • What do you call a school bus full of black people?
      A rotten banana
    • What do you call 10,000 black people at the bottom of the sea?
      A good start.
    • How many black people does it take to pave a road?
      Depends on how heavy the roller is.
    • How many black people does it take to single a roof?
      Depends on how thin you slice um.
    • The world is like a jar of jelly beans.
      Everybody hates the black ones.

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