I’m not white or black, but there is one thing I know for sure, you are of either race. I am not a racist. I believe all are equal and should be treated as such. There is one thing I think for sure, I guess not all have a sense of humor. For blacks, I believe they are hard people. They don’t get to laugh until something is funny but whites? Jeez, many of them are natural laughing machines. Everything is strange to them. I remember telling one of them I live 50meters below sea level the next thing I noticed was that she was rolling on the ground with laughter. I was embarrassed. Such a pretty lady was acting like a piglet. Now, tell me. Whats funny with my living in the soil? Is that not where I chose to make my home? Man, whats your biz? Who cares if I decided to live in the ocean? White guys are too sensitive to words. But black guys? Jeez! There’s an African phrase that says “boys are not smiling” yeah, boys are not smiling assuming all boys were black. To make black laugh, you must be funny or else they’d devour you in anger. But I have a secret formula; I’d catch them with the PPT. Yeah, that’s how we spun black people into laughter. We use the PPT. Haven’t you found out the meaning of PPT yet? For the records, it means PRECIPITATE in chemistry class and if you’re not cool with my definition, get yours. Anything cocky is funny to blacks, they’d go mad with laughter, you give it a try. We have a lot of them in this category on our website so try visiting them.
There’s something called RLE in the dictionary (don’t worry too much about this, I’d tell you the meaning) it means Reverse laughing effect. I don’t know if you have ever heard of that before, but this is how it works. Sometimes when you listen to, or you read a joke, it doesn’t seem funny at first. About three days later, you experience something that makes you remember the joke then you keep laughing repeatedly to yourself. This is what is called the reverse laughing effect. It is familiar to blacks a lot. “whenever a joke tickles them,” they may not react at first. Strange, isn’t it?
Racist jokes involve dissing the other race, telling them things that sucks. So far they are just for entertainment purposes alone. Anything above that is beyond the scope of this course. Except you’re willing to pay extra money. Trust me, if you hand me cold cash to mouth trash the different race, man!! what are we comedians for if it’s not to diss your skin color. I mean, if you invite me to your show to poke racist jokes I wouldn’t show up because I’ve told you earlier that am neither black nor white. I’m from the underworld, and I live below sea level. If ya looking for racist jokes, my friend get your ASS to my website.