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Black People Jokes

Black People Jokes

I’m not white or black, but there is one thing I know for sure, you are of either race. I am not a racist. I believe all are equal and should be treated as such. There is one thing I think for sure, I guess not all have a sense of humor. For blacks, I believe they are hard people speciallay with black people jokes. They don’t get to laugh until something is funny but whites? Jeez, many of them are natural laughing machines. Everything is strange to them. I remember telling one of them I live 50meters below sea level the next thing I noticed was that she was rolling on the ground with laughter. I was embarrassed. Such a pretty lady was acting like a piglet. Now, tell me. Whats funny with my living in the soil? Is that not where I chose to make my home? Man, whats your biz? Who cares if I decided to live in the ocean? White guys are too sensitive to words. But black guys? Jeez! There’s an African phrase that says “boys are not smiling” yeah, boys are not smiling assuming all boys were black. To make black laugh, you must be funny or else they’d devour you in anger. But I have a secret formula; I’d catch them with the PPT. Yeah, that’s how we spun black people into laughter. We use the PPT. Haven’t you found out the meaning of PPT yet? For the records, it means PRECIPITATE in chemistry class and if you’re not cool with my definition, get yours. Anything cocky is funny to blacks, they’d go mad with laughter, you give it a try. We have a lot of them in this category on our website so try visiting them.

There’s something called RLE in the dictionary (don’t worry too much about this, I’d tell you the meaning) it means Reverse laughing effect. I don’t know if you have ever heard of that before, but this is how it works. Sometimes when you listen to, or you read a joke, it doesn’t seem funny at first. About three days later, you experience something that makes you remember the joke then you keep laughing repeatedly to yourself. This is what is called the reverse laughing effect. It is familiar to blacks a lot. “whenever a joke tickles them,” they may not react at first. Strange, isn’t it?

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#1 This be black moms on Christmas…

This be black moms on Christmas when they told their kid they not getting
the Jordan’s, but they actually get it for them.

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#2 Ridin around

Eugene Carver
First African-American to beRidin around & Gettin it

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#3 Look at da flicka da wrist

Then Jesus turned to Peter and Said
“Look at da flicka da wrist”

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#4 Where were these 9 years ago…

Where were these 9 years ago all i wanted wasdecent skin colors.
Do u know how many orange people ihad crayola do u

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#5 #Growingupblack

#growingupblack
You knew when you saw these niggasin the movie a bitch about to get punched

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#6 After touch a black woman

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#7 When white media tries…

When white media tries to
Make you feel sorry fo dead cops

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#8 When I see 5″4 lightskin girls…

When I see 5″4 lightskin girls on my Timeline

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#9 Squad goals

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#10 How black pastors look endorsing Trump

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#11 Every black person…

Every black person got this bowl in their house no matter how money they got

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#12 You not black if you don’t get eat pig feet

“You not black if you don’t get eat pig feet”me:

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#13 The black delegation…

The black delegation would like to trade Soulja Boy fo Joe Biden

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#14 It’s February 27th…

It’s February 27th, and we got hood poses with Oscars.
Life is grand.

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#15 Child suppport bill

How n*ggas be when that child suppport bill come in

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#16 His eye Twitched

Oh my god, his eye Twitched!
Backup!
We need backup!

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#17 N*ggas be like I get hoes bro!

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#18 The “oooh I’m tellin.” starter pack

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#19 When you grandma step in…

When you grandma step in tostop your mom from beatin you

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#20 Diffrence wear it or you gettin a whoopin

#growingupblack “Boy can’t nobody tell theDiffrence wear it or you gettin a whoopin!”

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#21 Come to your crib

This first n*gga
Who started the come to your crib unannounced shit

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#22 How i feel leaving work after using my fake ass customer service

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#23 How i feel leaving work after…

How i feel leaving work afterusing my fake ass customer service personality all day.

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#24 St Patrick day

So you n*ggas celebrate St Patrick day
But not black history month?I don’t get it!

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#25 Black parents be like…

Black parents be like
Beat they ass or i’m beating yours

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#26 When you see another natural…

When you see another natural in public
What’s good fam

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#27 Tell me a time in U.S history…

Tell me a time in U.S history
When this country wasn’t
treating black people like this

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#28 If your black you KNOW there houses

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#29 Meme of reflexes

Black parents don’t know the meme of reflexes,Just because i blocked your slap doesn’t meanI want to fight pls

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#30 Looking at my light skin friends today like

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#31 I knew dem greens

I knew dem greens ain’t taste right
Dud you make them greens Chel?

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#32 When your teacher called home…

When your teacher called home and yourmama sitting on the couch waiting on you
#GrowingUpBlack

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