👱‍♀️Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blondes have always been famous for their stupidity and that is why they are always targeted. There are many famous blonde jokes that despite being bad will make your laugh. It is not even hard to understand the best blonde jokes but believe me if there is a true blonde near you, she or he might not even get what you are saying.
This ride of blonde jokes will get interesting the more you will read. The jokes are so funny that you will find it hard to stop. Keep in mind that you are reading the blonde jokes with your own true wish. As we will not take the responsibility if you die out of laughter. Here are some of the most famous one-liners and blonde jokes that you can crack in front of friends. You can check best blonde pictures jokes!

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#6 A blonde was speeding on the higjway

A blonde was speeding on the higjway when a police car pulled her over.
The policeman walks up to the blonde and says
"Excuse m'am, could I please see your drinving license and registration."
The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says
"I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"


#13 Speeding down the road

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.
She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
"What does it looks like?" She finally asked.
The policeman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.
"Her it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
"OK you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."


#15 A blonde walk into the library

A blonde walk into the library, she walks up to the counter, SMASH a book down and scream at the librarian. '
THis is the WORST book i've ever read' 'It has NO plot and far too many characters!'
The librarian looks up calmy and remarks- '
So you the one who took our phone book...'


#18 A blind man walks into a bar

A blind man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "
Hey, would you like to hear a great blonde joke?"
A voice next to him says, "
Go ahead, but before you tell that joke,
I think I should tell you that the bartender is a blonde, the bouncer is a blonde, and I'm a blonde with a black belt in karate.
There's another blonde next to you who is a body builder.
Are you sure you still want to tell it now?"
The blind man answers, "No, never mind. I don't want to have to explain the joke four times."


#30 A guy took his blonde girlfriend

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her fisrt football game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked it. "OH, I really liked it," she replied. 'espacially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other 25 cents.'
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked. "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept creaming was... "
Get the Quaterback! Get the quarterback!" I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!


#43 There was a blonde

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette.
They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away.
The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died.
The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died.
The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.


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