Christmas jokes


Christmas jokes

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As the Christmas, you must get ready to hear some of Christmas jokes. We all know the Christmas jokes are the best when it involves the Santa and his reindeer you cannot stop laughing. When you are in the certain mood of enjoying the snow then cracking some Christmas jokes will enlighten your experience of having some fun.
When you are in a gathering, you must be looking forward you sharing some of your Christmas jokes. So here, we have the list of the amazing jokes that you can share with your friends and make them laugh. If you more there is funny Christmas picture jokes

 




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#20 Fly in My Champagne

There's a Fly in My Champagne'
The Swede asked for new champagne in the same glass.
The Englishman demanded to have new champagne in a new glass.
The Finn picked out the fly out and drank the champagne.
The Russian drank the champagne, fly and all.
The Chinese ate the fly but left the champagne.
The Israeli caught the fly and sold it to the Chinese.
The Italian drank two thirds of the champagne and then demanded to have a new glass.
The Norwegian took the fly and went off to fish.
The Irishman ground the fly and mixed it in the champagne, which he then donated to the Englishman
The American sued the restaurant and claimed for a $50 million compensation.
The Scotsman grabbed the fly by the throat and shouted,
'Now spit out all that you swallowed.'

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