Condom jokes

Condom jokes

funny condom jokes
We all are aware of the uses of the condoms. They help to keep everything secure and you do not have to worry about getting pregnant. However, what will you do when we present to you the funniest Condom jokes. Yes, you get us right there are plenty of Condom Jokes specially made for the teens and those who love to use this protection device.

The jokes will make you laugh so hard it would be hard to understand what you actually want the condom or the jokes. The jokes are for everyone who understands what it likes to get in the bed. So put aside your tiny tools, get on with this list of the amazing Condom jokes, and do not forget to share with your friends.

If you want to share some of the condom jokes with your friends on social media, you will find memes more catchy and attractive. We have created the same category of condom jokes with pictures, check them out here. So feel free to share them with your friends as they give some bit of education “upstairs”. Have fun!!

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#8 When I turned 16

When I turned 16 my dad handed me a condom and said:
"There you go son, you'll be needing this."
"Thanks dad." I replied.
"Are you sure mum is ok with this?"
"Of course, it was her idea. "
He said." Now get upstairs while she's still in the mood."

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#28 A representative for a condom company

A representative for a condom company was on her way to an international condom convention.
While rushing through the airport, she dropped her briefcase carrying her samples, scattering condoms across the floor.
She noticed passersby looking at her as she tried to get the condoms back into her briefcase.
"It's okay," she said. "I'm going to a convention."

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#30 My girlfriend is pregnant

Dad, My girlfriend is pregnant but I used condom.
Dad: Let me explain. There once was a man in the rainforest with his umbrella.
He saw a tiger approching, so he raised the umbrella and shot the tiger. Killing him.
Son: But, that's impossible. Maybe somebody else shot the tiger.
Dad: Exactly.

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#47 I was lying in bed

I was lying in bed, having just bad sex with my new girlfriend without a condom for the first time.
"You're absolutely sure you've not got anything?"
She asked for the fifth time. "You've got nothing to worry about."
I replied, "3 of my last 4 HIV tests came back negative."

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#51 The government today announced

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the governement's political stance.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you'Re actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.

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