Corny Jokes 

corny jokes

Laughter is the most important part of life. There are many individuals that love to share amazing Corny Jokes. You will notice that they will have a joke for every moment. Whether you want to listen to their jokes or not they will assure that they share them with you. It is the payback time. We know that you are tired of their jokes because most of them are Corny Jokes. You want to show that you have your own inside jokes as well. to help you out we have the biggest collection of the Corny Jokes that will help take the lead next time.

There is no need to listen to the jokes of others when you have the best collection of Corny Jokes just by your side. you will simply fall in love with how the jokes will make you groan at the beginning and after that, it would be hard for you to stop laughing.

    • A rope walked into a restaurant and ordered a milkshake.
      The waiter said Are you a rope?
      The rope said Yes.
      The waiter said We dont serve ropes.
      So, the rope went out and burnt off his ends and tied himself into a knot. The rope went back into the restaurant and ordered a milkshake.
      The waiter asked Are you a rope?. The rope said No, Im a frayed knot.
    • What’s black and white and eats like a horse?
      A Zebra
    • What do you get virgin wool from?
      Ugly sheep.
    • What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
      He felt funny!
    • A sad man walks into a Coca-Cola carbonation factory…But he leaves because it was just soda pressing.
    • What did they call the blonde that was found dead in the closet?
      The 1994 Hide and Seek Champion.
    • How do you make them the same?
      Force-feed the heifer.
    • What should my next joke Be?
      Beryllium not kidding.
    • Why aren’t there more jokes based on haptics?
      It’s a touchy subject.
    • And god said to John, ‘Come fourth and you shall be granted eternal life.’
      But John cam fifth and one a toaster.
    • What’ Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
    • How do witches lose weight?
      They join weight witches.
    • Some people think corny jokes are bad.
      But I think they’re a-maize-ing!
    • Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas?
    • What happened to the wizard who brushed his teeth with gunpowder?
      He kept shooting his mouth off!
    • What did one orphan say to the other?
      ‘Robin, get the Batmobile.’
    • If you’re ever attacked by a gang of clowns,
      go for the juggler.
    • Who delievers elephants’s Christmas presents?
      Elephanta Claus!
    • What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor?
      ‘Make me one with everything’.
      The Buddhist gives him a fifty, and the vendor pockets it. The Buddhist ask for change and the vendor replies,
      ‘Changes comes from within.’
    • How do you make holy water?
      Put it in a pot and boil the hell out if it.
    • I invented a substance that can eat through anything, but I can’t find a place to store it.
    • Did you hear about the man who was such a committed nudist that he wouldn’t even put dressing on his salad?
    • What’s black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
      A brunette who’s told too many blonde jokes.
    • What happened to the cow tha jumped over the barbed wire fence?
      Udder destruction.
    • What would happen if you cut off your left side?
      You would be all right.
    • Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didnt hear you say happily.
    • Donut Free Zone:
       »Signs designed to keep cops off our turf! »
    • Who belongs to the monster PTA?
      Mummies and Deadies
    • Have you heard the story of the germ?
      Never mind, it’ll spread.
    • How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?
      So who wants to know? Why do *you* want to know? Are you a cop?
    • Two women knocked at my door and asked what bread I ate.
      I said white and they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes.
      I think they were those Hovis Witnesses.
    • WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!?!
      WHEN DO WE ANT ‘EM?!?!?!?
    • How do you cure a headache?
      Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
    • A snail entered a police station and told an officer
      « I just got mugged by two turtles. They beat me up and took all my money! »
      The officer replied, « Why that’s terrible. Did you get a good look at them? »
      « No sir, it all happened so fast! »
    • I had an amazing dream last night
      Aaand it’s gone.
    • I bough some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t known what he laced them with,
      but Ive been tripping all day.
    • Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, 6 come before 1,2 and 3?
      Because in charge of sheduling, Yoda was.
    • How does Christopher Reeve change a lightbulb?
      He just holds it and the world revolves around him.
    • Why did the scarecrow win an award?
      Because he was outstanding in his field.
    • What do you call a turtle with 6 feet?
      A 6-foot turtle.
    • What kind of jokes does a demon like?
      Hot corny jokes!
    • What do you get when you cross a dyslexic,
      an insomniac, and an agnostic?
      Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
    • What do you call a black man who flier a plane?
      A pilot, you racist.
    • Why do they call them light bulbs?
      They don’t weigh very much.
    • When is a well dressed lion like a weed?
      When he’s a dandelion (dandy lion)
    • Wanna hear a joke about a ball? Nahh…I gotta bounce.

More Funny Corny Jokes

    • Wanna hear a joke about a ball? Nahh…I gotta bounce.
    • Did you hear about the chef that dies?
      He pasta way
      We cannoli do so much
      His legacy will become a pizza history
      He ran out of thyme
    • Why don’t softball players join unions?…
      Because they don’t like to be called out on strikes.
    • There’s been a lot of light bulb jokes lately…I’d say it’s a hot topic.
    • Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how i roll.
    • Why don’t apples smile when you go bobbing?
      Because they’re crab apples !
    • What’s the healthiest type of joke?
      A corny one
    • How do we know that the Earth won’t come to an end?
      Because it’s round!
    • I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Canada?
      Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
    • What disappears when you stand up?
      Your lap.
    • Son, life is about working hard.
      Now be quiet they’re announcing the winning lottery ticket.
    • What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium
    • Is the laundromat open?
      No, they’re clothesed.
    • What is ‘out of bounds’?
      An exhausted kangaroo!
    • Why did 18 Pathans go to a movie?
      Because below 18 was not allowed.
    • What’s a zebra?
      26 sizes larger than an A bra.
    • What happens if you upset a cannibal?
      You get into hot water.
    • What do you call a funny piece of candy?
      A LOLipop!
    • Once you’re corny, you stay corny. You can’t uncorny yourself lol.
    • I was at the end of a pretty long job interview when the interviewer said, Well, I think thats all, do you have questions for me?
      I thought for a second then asked, Whats the capital of Poland?
    • You must be in a wrong place the Miss Universe contest is over there.
    • A sad man walks into a Coca-Cola carbonation factory…But he leaves because it was just soda pressing.
    • What room can no one enter?
      A mushroom
    • Who belongs to the monster PTA?
      Mummies and Deadies
    • Hey I told u kids to stay in ur rooms
      Go back thru that wall now
      Marthaaaaaaaaaaa the children are floating again
    • What did the the tie say to the hat?
      You go on a head, I’ll just hang around!
    • Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
      So you can hear a pin drop!
    • I asked my North Korean friend how it was there
      He said he couldn’t complain
    • I gave up my job in the helium factory. I wasn’t going to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
    • Why aren’t there more jokes based on haptics?
      It’s a touchy subject.
    • What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
      Guardians of the galaxy.
    • What is the resemblance between a green apple and a red apple?
      They’re noth red except for the green one.
    • Do you wanna date?
      I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.
    • Where does the aardvark family always come first?
      In the phone book!
    • Yo Momma so fat, when she stepped on a scale, Buzz Lightyear popped out and yelled, « To infinity, and Beyond! »
    • « My wife and I have decided we don’t want any children if anybody else does we can drop them off tomorrow »
    • My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in.
    • What did the buffalo say to his son when he went away on a trip?
    • What did the polar bears say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags?
      Mmmmm, sandwiches!
    • What do computers do when they get hungry?
      They eat chips!
    • An officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 and 6, I replied, « Kindergarten. » ;
    • My husband said it was him or the cat, I miss him sometimes.
    • What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
    • Pinch me. [Why?] You’re so fine I must be dreaming.
    • Why did the mole feel violated?
      He was mole-ested.
    • Glass coffins, will they catch on?
      Remains to be seen!
    • Have you heard the one about the guy who got all of his fingers chopped off?
      He didn’t feel too good after that.
    • What do you call a sea turtle that flies?
      A shell-icopter!
    • I invented a substance that can eat through anything, but I can’t find a place to store it.
    • You heard the rumor going around about butter?
      Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.

Best Corny jokes

    • I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprise.
    • Why do vampires play poker?
      High stakes.
    • What do you call a nun in a wheelchait?
      Virgin Mobile.
    • I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.
    • Damn girl are u a banker bc leave me a loan
    • I didnt know that angels could fly so low!
    • Don’t fuck with me I fuck back

Your groans will turn to laughter

You might have been wondering that why you should tell the Corny Jokes when there are so many other amazing jokes available. You should know that there are some situations when only Corny Jokes can make the other person laugh and so you have to assure that you do not miss this opportunity because you will get it only once in your life. Remember that guy who used to ask your stupid questions and then he gave some of the silliest answers that made you laugh. Same is going to happen here with our collection of the Corny Jokes.

1. We have the biggest collection of the unique Corny Jokes that you will not find anywhere else.

2. Once you will start reading the jokes, in the beginning, it would be hard for you to understand but as you keep on reading you will start laughing at the stupidity of the jokes.

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Hard to control laughter

We know that there are some tough situations in life where you will get scary eyes when you will tell a joke. However, when you will have the Corny Jokes by your side you will not have to worry about eyes because the joke starts with the question and others will feel like you are going to share something important. However, when you will give a corny answer to the question that you have asked you will simply fall in love with the response of the people. they will first groan and suddenly one of them will start laughing that will make others laugh as well.

So, assure that you do not keep all these amazing jokes to yourself and share them with those that need some kind of groaning therapy. There is no need to by shay or be afraid that others will hate you for the jokes because there are chances most of the people start showing love. The best thing out our Corny Jokes is that they are stupid yet hilarious and you can share them with your friends and family members. They are perfect to get the party started, so keep reading.

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