Chuck Norris Has been to mars.
That’s why there are no signs of life
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before is dad.
Chuck Norris doesn’t cut gras. The grass knows, that better and keep it self low.
Chuck Norris knows the las digit of the irrational number ”pi”.
Chuck Norris actually died in 1989. Death is just afraid to tell him.
Chuck Norris once had a race with time. And time is still running.
Chuck Norris can punch a cyclops between the eye.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
How many push ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them!
The dinosaurs once made fun of Chuck Norris… Once…
Chuck Norris remembers tomorrow.
Chuck Norris build sandcastles too, when he has a child, but we know them as the pyramids.
Half life 3 waits for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not wear condoms, because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
One day Chuck lost is wedding ring, since then it’s mess in the middle earth.
Then Chuck robs two fire at each other, he hets a stick.
Chuck Norris once collored a picture with a pencil.
Chuck gabe a horse an uppercut. this was the first giraffe .
Chuck Norris can eat the hole of bagel.
There are no more Settlements, that need Chuck’s help.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at burger King and got one.
Chuck Norris wants his meat so rare, that he only eats Unicorns.
Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in God. God believes in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was born in a house built by him.
Chuck Norris can talk about Fight Club.
Nature answers Chuck Norris call.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best damn lemonade you’ve ever had.
Universe keeps stretching due to their fear of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting. ”Hunting” is a word that shows possible failure. HE GOES KILLING!
Chuck Norris beat the nazis at same day he was born.
Chuck Norris was pulled over by a cop. The cop got a ticket.
Superman challenged Chuck Norris on arm wrestling. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.