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Funny dirty jokes


Funny dirty jokes

Hello there. I know ya’ll have missed me a lot. I’m back now; I had to attend to personal health issues. I’ve been in the hospital for many months now. I almost fainted when the doctor advised me to go for a pregnancy test. Mehn, I didn’t do that shit. How in the earth can that be possible? Guys don’t get pregnant, do they? And if they do, I ain’t gonna be the first guy to deliver kids this century. That shit is a crazy and embarrassing man, what kind of doctor would suggest that for a guy? Here’s what I told the doctor before I banged outta his office. “See baby, I ain’t gonna do that shii, you can tell that to ya mama or some other guy” just when I got to my crib, I told the guys about what happened, and they all laughed.

Suddenly, I began feeling uneasy, and soon I started screaming. People thought I was playing one of my comedy tricks. Intermediately, I was on the ground rolling, and suddenly I gave birth to three kids. What the hell was that? Someone watching the scene fainted. Immediately, everyone disappeared from the nasty sight. I was still unaware of what was happening to me until I started hearing babies cry. I after that I SCREAMED when I woke up. What a nasty dream, haven’t had such for more than a hundred years now. I was a little confused; different thought raced through my mind.

Damn what if that happened in real life? I would make the headlines on TV and probably become the most famous man in the world. I had to spend some days in the hospital for body check now I’m back to my profession. While I was at the hospital, I was thinking of how I’d narrate this story to y’all. Let’s get back to business. Now and henceforth, we’d do things like matured people not like some babies crying for milk from their mother’s boobies in the third world. I’m tired of bogus kids coming to my website to view memes and pictures. There are also some kids with big hair under their armpit who don’t laugh until there are pictures. I plan to give my time to mature people, who don’t need pictures to laugh so let’s get started. What are funny dirty jokes? Have you any idea?

If I said your mum’s tits are sagging, is that a bad joke? Find out more on this category on our website. When a joke is bad, then it means it is offensive however funny it is. If you notice, this kinds of jokes have all to do with insulting peoples moms and dads or attacking people’s pedigree. Well, we will go into more mature details about it. See ya……





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#1 This is what happens…

This is what happens
When you hold your farts in

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#2 Hey girls…

Hey girls, my severs never go down
But i do

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#3 If i was an enzyme…

If i was an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase
So that i could unzip your genes

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#4 Girlfriend may come…

Girlfriend may come & go...

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#5 Two types…

There are two types of titties out here.

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#6 I just wanna…

I just wanna...

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#7 Steak and Bj day

Steak and Bj day
Can't decide what cut of steak i want

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#8 There are two types…

There are two types of women

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#9 Dirty mind!

You have a dirty mind!

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#10 Calm Down…

Dirty mind
Calm Down I know what it looks like
But It's just an apple
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#11 Before you complain…

Before you complain about anything on my page
Ask yourself, id i ask youto follow me mother f****r...

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#12 Everyone has that one…

Everyone has that one that can turn
Any conversation into something dirty
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#13 Happy birthday doug…

Happy birthday doug...

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#14 We all have that friend…

We all have that friend that act innocent
But understands all dirty jokes

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#15 Not sure…

Not sure if dirty joke
Or overthinking it

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#16 Optimus Primes cousin

Optimus Primes getto ass cousin
Jerome

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#17 Posting you love me…

Posting you love meDoesn't override all the dirty jokes you
Post the rest of the week

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#18 Remeber when it wasn’t ok…

Remeber when it wasn't ok to make dirty jokes on family jokes
Pepperidge farm remembers

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#19 That moment when…

That moment when your family is saying dirty jokes
and you have to pretend you don't understand them
to conserve your pure image

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#20 We all know that one girl…

We all know that one girl
Who acts all innnocents, But is actually
Biggest pervert in disguise

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#21 We all have that one friend…

We all have that one friend
Who thinks everything in a dirty way

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#22 When mom and dad…

When mom and dad make dirty jokes around.

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#23 When someone tells a dirty jokes…

When someone tells a dirty jokes
And you get it

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#24 When someone tells…

When someone tells a dirty jokes
in front of the kids...

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#25 When you get a dirty joke…

When you get a dirty joke in a show
you didn't get when you were younger
Woke

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#26 When your friend makes…

When your friend makes a really dirty joke
and you don't know if you laugh or hand her a bible:

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#27 When your parents tell a dirty joke…

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When your parents tell a dirty joke
And you have to pretend like you didn't understand

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