Funny knock knock jokes

Hello, kids dad is home again. How are you guys? Are you doing great right? I miss y’all. Y’all know I love you and a section of the joke is always devoted to y’all. Cos, some of you, cant relate to the other sections. It is mostly for the hairy PPT dudes. So, tell mama and papa you won’t be available until jokes are over. Right, we gonna have very funny knock knock jokes in this section. You gonna be so so so so so so so so so entertained after this section I promise, are you ready? If you are, say “cheeeezzzeeeeeeeyy.”

I will quickly tell you a short story about a famous town here in the US as an introduction to our very funny knock knock jokes section. The name of that town is J-town. I’d prefer to use that because I’m a citizen of that town. J-town is the most corrupt town in the whole of America. Tell me one fraudulent activity, and I’ll tell you J-town. Is it overfeeding or stealing moma’s money? J-town. Is it stealing or biting a chicken from momma’s pot? J- town. It is the den of kidnappers, smokers, gamblers and any foul word that ends with “er.”

One day, a couple a brilliant heads came together to find a solution to the corrupt activities going on in the town. They came up with a very stupid idea. Of course, it was the smartest idea and the most intelligent thing to do. They came up with an idea called quick work. What did I say? I said ”smart work.” So, what is smart work? Smart work is the plan that brilliant heads came up with to curb criminal activities in J-town. Good, now you know the meaning of intelligent work.

The plan to build a robot had started. The idea was to create a meta-human robot that could read peoples minds and tell whether they were criminals or not. A group of engineers came together and started working on this project. The news soon got around the world that a group of brilliant heads was coming together to work on a particular project that will reduce the rate of criminal activities in the world.

Now, the project is complete, and it is ready for testing. The robot was launched in a famous town called x-town. In the first week when the project was launched, it caught seventeen criminals. The criminals were arrested and prosecuted. The news soon spread over the world like wildfire. The government soon developed the interest in that technology because it will potentially reduce the rate of criminal activities in the country.

Next, the robot landed in Sure town and caught 90 criminals. Everybody got terrified, and people who were involved in crime started desisting from them. In spite of this, crime rate continued increasing in J-town.

At last, the crime fighter arrived in J-town. In the first week of its arrival, it didn’t catch a single criminal. The same happened in the second week. The engineers were troubled. They took the machine and increased its capacity. The next week, the machine was kidnapped. Not only was the machine kidnapped but was re-programmed to assist with crime in the community. Kikikikikikikiki, kukukukuku, chacha chacha.

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Funny Knock Knock jokes

1. Knock Knock!
Who’s there
The doctor.
You don’t need to knock before entering your own flat John
You were supposed to say
Doctor Who

2. Knock Knock!
Mothefucker

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3. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dismay
Dismay who?
Dismay be a bad joke,
But i think it’s funny

4. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
I eat mop
I eat mop who?
Your eat your poo?!
Oh, You!

5. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
You!
You, who?
You-hoo
Big sumer blowout!

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6. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Why are you doing that? Are you ill?
Ho, c’mon. Cas we talked about this. Knock Knock.
Oh. Un. Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry. It’s onlu a joke.
Oh, i think i understand now.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
EVERYONE.
Everyone who?
Everyone you’ve ever known or loved will
Wvwwntually tunr to dust.
Your species will die out and another will take it’s place
And the univers will neither notice nor care that you were there at all.

7. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
It’s
Reality

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8. Knock Knock.
*Sigh* Who’s there?
Jalapeno…
jalapeno who?
JAL-AP-EN-YO-FACE!

9. I got a joke for you Itachi
Fine, but only one ok?
Ok, here we got
Knock Knock
Come in.
Shit
That’s right, when you are Itachi
It doesn’t mean matter « who’s there »

10. Funniest guy she’s everye met
I’m funny right!
What do you known?!
You’re a DOOR
You just like knock knock jokes
Save it for inside

11. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
The Mayor
The mayor who?
Well who?
No one, that’S the joke cause i killed the Mayor
You’re a dick.

12. Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Doctor…
Doctor…Who?
Everytime…

13. Fastest way to mess up someone’s knock knock jokes?
« It’s open »

14. Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
You know.
You know who?
Exactly.

15. Tell me a joke count Dooku
Knock Knock
How’d you knock with no hands?
And ne head

16. Wait, do you wanna hear a joke?
Sure
Knock kno_
I am the one who knocks!

17. Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow
Moo!

18. Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Etch-
Etch who?
Bless you

19. Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Wool
Wool, who?
Wool you please get me some milk?

20. Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who
Olive you?

21. Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke trough the keyhole and you can see!

22. Knock knock
All your teeth out

23. Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Nacho
Nacho who?
Nacho year!!!

23. « Knock Knock… »
« Who’s there? »
« A broken pencil »
« A broken pencil who »
« Never mind. It’s pointless »

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