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Funny One liners jokes


Funny One liners Jokes

Have you noticed that there are some people that cant do physical combat, but people give them a good deal of respect? Can you guess why?? Because they have very powerful mouths. Even though they are not good in physical combat, they have very sharp mouths and can injure you verbally. They’d finish you with just one-liner jokes. They’ve mastered those lines in such a way that they can deliver it anywhere at any time within the right context of the argument. Whats more? They can intelligently come up with new one-liners and terrible punchlines that will keep you in a night vision.

Apart from the part where you get entertained with this one-liners, you can also master them and add them to your arsenal of words and use them when they deem fit. By this, you will command a huge deal of respect for yourself. Everybody around you will maintain their sanity. Don’t laugh at these funny one liners jokes, master them and create yours and you won’t regret it. Undoubtedly, one fool will manage to cross your path one day. When he does, give him a warning. If he persists, snub or ignore him as though he was a flea trying to sniff Pooh. If he tries it again, don’t hesitate to use these one-liners on the person. They will come to their right senses immediately. Whenever they see you next time, they’d bow their heads in humility and give you the respect you deserve.

In 1603, I worked for a particular proud, arrogant and disdainful white man. He mistreated most of his workers, maltreated them and treated them as though they were slaves. In fact, he was a devil towards his black staff. One day, he had a beef with this young black lady. He insulted her parents and used all sorts of humiliating phrases. The lady was in tears; I boldly came to her rescue. I started, “let it drop big dawg.” coward indeed you are, bullying ladies cos she ain’t give you some breast to suck, what happened to ya mama’s boobies? It had an accident? What an Idiot that you are bullying a lady cos she ain’t give you her breast to suck? Suck my dick Nate, or you can kiss my ass instead horny bastard. Look at you, the ugly looking thing only a troll or ape will decide to date you. You and your company are valueless. Go and meet your colleagues in the game and learn proper conduct. You lack manners a lot. Or you want to threaten me with a sack letter? Threaten your mama with that bruv. Bye…have a beautiful day love, muuuaaahhh.

He shook his head as I finished. It was as though he entered a trance and was coming out. The whole staff witnessed the event, and the place turned to a show of mockery and total embarrassment. Everyone was drunk with laughter and joy, next day; all staffs began to resign one after the other. Won’t you entertain and master the jokes now? 




 

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When I’m sneaking my baggage in to my next relationship…

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#2 When I’m all snuggled up…

When I’m all snuggled up in my comfy bed and get the sudden urge to pee

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#3 If Titanic…

If Titanic sank in 2015

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#4 Is that Justin Bieber

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#5 When u walk inna club…

When u walk inna club and see like five people you slept with

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#6 When your friends…

When your friends smoke without you

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#7 When it’s colder…

When it’s colder in the house than is outside

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#8 When you give him…

When you give him a fake number and he calls right there

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#9 When somebody tries…

When somebody tries to reach on my plate

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#10 That’s crazy that…

That’s crazy that they give pimps priority seatingalong with pregnant women and old folks

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#11 Me trying to see…

Me trying to see who the fuck you think you’re talking to

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#12 If I got paid…

If I got paid to hear dudes lie…

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#13 Seeing assholes…

Seeing assholes u used to be friends with like

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#14 When you finally get…

When you finally get a text back but all it says is “yea lol”

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#15 When you’ve been partying…

When you’ve been partying for daysand finally realize you better go home

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#16 I’d rather get diabetes…

I’d rather get diabetes then have thisshow up in my Halloween bag

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#17 Two kinds of people…

There are two kinds of people in this world

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#18 When you open an app…

When you open an app and it turns off your music

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#19 When u forget…

When u forget to bring a sweater to the movie theather

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#20 When your sibling…

When your sibling getting yelled at for some shit you did

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#21 Ma face when…

Ma face when ppl try to hook me upwith somebody I would never date

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#22 When she can’t cook…

When she can’t cook but the p**sy good

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#23 You didn’t really think…

You didn’t really think you were going to sleep in today, did you?

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#24 How cat people see cats

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#25 When you’re forced to…

When you’re forced to get a gift for someone you hate

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#26 Picture of my bloodstream

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#27 If yo neck hurt…

 If yo neck hurt that bad you don’t need to be going no where.

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#28 That’s what I’m talking about

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#29 When someone says…

When someone says they can roll better than you

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#30 When you find a girl…

When you find a girl that actually understands how important memes are

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