Funny Racist jokes
I have said it times without number that I’m not a racist. All of you asking for racist jokes are looking for big trouble. What is the difference between black and white? LIGHT. Remove light from white, and you have black. Add LIGHT to black, and you have white and vice versa. That’s the simple equation.
One thing I know and can beat my chest about is that; blacks are dirty minded people. The word sex drives them gaga. For the females, d***k. For the males, p***y. Why are they like that? Maybe because they have a powerful libido naturally. Or perhaps they’re too local and the event; sex freaks them out. I hate sex damn. I live in an environment where poultry is practiced locally.
Sometimes, I get annoyed with what I see these animals doing, and I got to understand why the male organ is called “cock.” Cocks are a useless specie of arrogant birds. They are always hungry for sex. They threaten and harass the female birds allot. They chase them aggressively force out their **** and put their organ into it. The funniest thing is that they rest on the female in the process. Whenever I see that happening, I get vexed and attack the cock and kick the hell out of it’s but.
Probably why the male organ is naturally violent. Always looking for holes to enter. This is what blacks laugh about. Tell them jokes about sex, violence alright they’d laugh their ass out. That’s what funny black racist jokes are about.
I love blacks allot. Black is beautiful. Awwn. I told you about Kate right? She’s a damn pretty lady. She is black. I love her skin, it was perfect. I lose my senses anytime I’m around her. Long after I planned on committing suicide, I became a famous comedian. I wasn’t an athlete, a rapper or a musician. But I lived a flamboyant lifestyle. I didn’t use to have a pair of shoes but now, I order one almost every morning. I choose to do whatever I want. I don’t think I need an alarm clock for the rest of my life. I don’t live around normal people, my mansion is deep in the mountains. I smoke pipe for breakfast and for dinner. I fix appointment with people at my convenience. Anywhere I go, I keep a chopper with me. Depending on my destination, my choice car varies. I take a Bugatti to work. Work here means “chilling with the ladies.” I take my Lamborghini Diablo to my shows and then my legs do the remaining job.
One day, in my Lambo, I saw Kate and her boyfriend walking down the road. When I saw her, fresh memories of bitterness and pain resurfaced. I noticed she was staring at my Lambo. “Must be in that car must be someone special” she must have thought. I parked, the door became flat and went vertically upwards and I stepped down from the vehicle. You have fun with the racist jokes while you can and anticipate the next episode. Love Ya.