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Funny Short jokes


Funny Short Jokes

I just saw him running down the street he was looking fierce and severe. I was wondering what was going on. Just as I was staring at him, I saw some two other people run past me as well. Jeez! was there someone or something chasing them? I wondered. Suddenly, as I was still watching the race, I saw another person running, jeez! What ! am I dreaming? It was a grandpa. What the hell was going on? Without hesitation, I decided to join the race. I was on my heels as well It was as though we were running for our dear lives. I was hearing sounds like horses running behind me. As I turned back to take a look, I saw hundreds of people running as well. What the hell is going on I thought.

I was feeling very discomforted. I screamed, “can someone please tell me whats going on?” someone replied me instantly, “idiot! The world is coming to an end better run for your life” what! I paused. Whats the meaning of this shit? The world is coming to a what??? Nobody answered. People were still running for dear life. It was like a stampede. “Are you guys crazy?” I yelled. If the world was indeed coming to an end where are you guys then running to? Mars? Pluto? I laughed. I turned direction and started running backwards. I was hearing sounds like that of a storm. The sound was getting louder as I approached a thick bush. I went inside the bush and I was shocked with what I saw. I saw a group of animals beating drums and objects to scare people from the community and turn it into animal kingdom. I laughed hard. TOWAAAII!! I received another slap on my face. I bounced up from my sleep immediately. I fixed my tie wore my shoes and head straight to the stage to entertain the crowd.

Now what name will you call me? Joseph the dreamer or sleeping beauty. I fell asleep on the guest seat during a comedy show. All attempt to wake me up failed then someone suggested a slap on my left cheek (at 30 degrees to the horizontal with your hand well positioned vertically) will do. Man! I almost went deaf. The slap sank deep into my brain. For a minute, my head was destabilized I had to do a reset in my brain. I had some short dirty jokes to tell but I started by narrating my dream to the audience. A rave of laughter traveled throughout the crowd. I was really hearing people barking and hissing. It didn’t take me long to realize that the sounds I heard in my dream were just sounds of music coming from the DEE JAY’S and the musicians. And the group of animals I saw was just the laughing crowd. Jeez! What the hell was that! I think I have to do something about this dreams of mine. I’m starting a series on funny short jokes. You’d be doing your big head a big favor by doing that. Have a nice day.





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#1 When yo mom says…

When yo mom says the food is ready

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#2 I went by the house…

I went by the house I grew up in,
and asked if I could go in and look around.
They said no and slammed the door.
My parents can be so fucking rude.

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#3 I couldn’t quite remember…

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang
Then it hit me

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#4 I'm just a pork…

I'm just a pork infused guy

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#5 When shit works out in the end…

When shit works out in the end...

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#6 Things that make me happy

Things that make me happy

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#7 Holding on to the weekend like…

Holding on to the weekend like
Come back!

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#8 & Then I hit my dougie

& Then I hit my dougie

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#9 Explain yourself !!

White people ! Explain yourself !!

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#10 How I'm dealing with life…

How I'm dealing with life rn

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#11 When you text the group…

When you text the group and no one responds

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#12 Fail

Fail

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#13 I recently turned 60…

I recently turned 60. Practically a third of my life is over.

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#14 They wanted to go to Six Flags…

They wanted to go to Six FlagsI took them to the creation museum

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#15 Will i ever chill…

Will i ever chill
NOPE

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#16 I don't have ex's….

I don't have ex's. I have examples of what not to do again

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#17 I call bullshit on…

I call bullshit on adults with natural energy.

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#18 When a ugly…

When a ugly n**** grab you at the club

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#19 Drake be like…

Drake be like
You don't have to do this

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#20 I call bullshit…

I call bullshit on adults with natural energy.

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#21 When you've proven someone wrong…

When you've proven someone wrong and they keep arguinga

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#22 When the squad wake you up…

When the squad wake you up from a coma
To take a selfie

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#23 When you spit that verse…

When you spit that verse
And the squad ain't ready

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#24 Hey monday…

Hey monday...
F*** you

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#25 N the friendzone soo deep…

N the friendzone soo deep
You can only watch

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#26 I told you to stick to…

I told you to stick to the weed
But nawl...

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#27 When someone tries to hurt…

When someone tries to hurt your feelings
But... You don't have any

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#28 Hello class…

Hello class,
my name is Mr.Westand today we will be learning how to turn a hoe into a housewife

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#29 You can find truth…

You can find truth in sarcasmI put that shit on everything

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