Funny Short Jokes
I just saw him running down the street he was looking fierce and severe. I was wondering what was going on. Just as I was staring at him, I saw some two other people run past me as well. Jeez! was there someone or something chasing them? I wondered. Suddenly, as I was still watching the race, I saw another person running, jeez! What ! am I dreaming? It was a grandpa. What the hell was going on? Without hesitation, I decided to join the race. I was on my heels as well It was as though we were running for our dear lives. I was hearing sounds like horses running behind me. As I turned back to take a look, I saw hundreds of people running as well. What the hell is going on I thought.
I was feeling very discomforted. I screamed, “can someone please tell me whats going on?” someone replied me instantly, “idiot! The world is coming to an end better run for your life” what! I paused. Whats the meaning of this shit? The world is coming to a what??? Nobody answered. People were still running for dear life. It was like a stampede. “Are you guys crazy?” I yelled. If the world was indeed coming to an end where are you guys then running to? Mars? Pluto? I laughed. I turned direction and started running backwards. I was hearing sounds like that of a storm. The sound was getting louder as I approached a thick bush. I went inside the bush and I was shocked with what I saw. I saw a group of animals beating drums and objects to scare people from the community and turn it into animal kingdom. I laughed hard. TOWAAAII!! I received another slap on my face. I bounced up from my sleep immediately. I fixed my tie wore my shoes and head straight to the stage to entertain the crowd.
Now what name will you call me? Joseph the dreamer or sleeping beauty. I fell asleep on the guest seat during a comedy show. All attempt to wake me up failed then someone suggested a slap on my left cheek (at 30 degrees to the horizontal with your hand well positioned vertically) will do. Man! I almost went deaf. The slap sank deep into my brain. For a minute, my head was destabilized I had to do a reset in my brain. I had some short dirty jokes to tell but I started by narrating my dream to the audience. A rave of laughter traveled throughout the crowd. I was really hearing people barking and hissing. It didn’t take me long to realize that the sounds I heard in my dream were just sounds of music coming from the DEE JAY’S and the musicians. And the group of animals I saw was just the laughing crowd. Jeez! What the hell was that! I think I have to do something about this dreams of mine. I’m starting a series on funny short jokes. You’d be doing your big head a big favor by doing that. Have a nice day.
1. When yo mom says the food is ready
2. I went by the house I grew up in,
and asked if I could go in and look around.
They said no and slammed the door.
My parents can be so fucking rude.