Funny Stupid jokes
Have you done stupid things before? I did. I was tired of being single. It was me alone in my lovely world. I was bored, tired and frustrated. I wasn’t much of a famous comedian than just some average guy that dreamed big. I wanted a lady so severely and I didn’t even have a job. Then, I only managed to make ends meet. I had a dream lady in my head. You know that stuff right, guys? That dream lady in your head that you haven’t seen in your entire life. Let’s call her your “dream girl.” that was the same kind of stuff I was into. She was light, tall, sexy, educated and all but guess what? I never met her.
It was just some unrealistic, fantasy, self-delusional stuff. Many times, we need to demarcate between reality and fantasy. Its a pity some of we adult cant tell the difference between both. The truth of the story is that many times, any of us could be in that state. That state where we cant tells the difference between reality and fantasy. There was a time when I was dead broke. I was lost in thoughts almost every day. I always see my self in a mansion and a Lamborghini Diablo.
One night, while I was asleep, I dreamed I was in that favorite ride of mine with my dream girl by my side. Id never forgets that dream in my entire lifetime. The back seat of the ride was stacked with bundled packs of dollars. I felt fulfilled. One satisfaction that came from nowhere filled my soul. I forgot about my deep poverty. You know sometimes, you have dreams that you think are real whereas they aren’t. This dream was so real to me, it was like a dream come true. I began muttering words in real life. Meanwhile, my bed-mate was awake. He took a recorder and was recording all what I was saying while I was asleep funny stuff right? In Wonderland, I made my dream beauty into the restaurant and ordered for food and drinks I never could afford in real life. Next, I took her shopping and bought her an iPhone X. suddenly, POW!! I received a lofty hard slap on my left cheek. It turned red and was almost bleeding. I was vexed and turned the fury against my bedmate. Bro! You gonna do some explanations for that or receive something that will paralyze your cheek. He handed over the recording to listen to my stupid self. Aww it was funny. I really deserved a slap. I thanked my bro for that slap. That was poverty deceiving and playing with my brain.
The next night, I received several other slaps as well. By mid-day, there was several stripes on my face. This was how the inspiration of stupid but funny jokes came. Ever since then, I stayed awake overnight. Fortunately for my bro, he had his own turn of the fun. He was dreaming he was a movie actor. I remembered that night he was starring at one of the Rock’s movie before he fell asleep. As I stood up to give him the hardest slap he had never received in his life, he laughed and woke up. I think he set me up I was very angry. I gave him the slap anyway lol. It became a fight afterwards.
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