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Funny Trump jokes

Funny Trump Jokes

Imagine a big, round bottom flask, mouthed’ white man is the President of your country. The whole world will be sick of his running mouth. Donald is a major talk or even the name of a comedy show in some parts of the world. When my friend got a new bulldog, he named it Donald Trump. He plans to take technology to another level. Whats the level if you have a running mouth, huh? We ain’t need no technology bro; let’s go back to the stone age when things were much better. Now that you got all the knowledge and power of the earth, the world isn’t getting better. What the hell is wrong? You have all the experience, all the wisdom all the know-how are all the necessary tools and equipment to make the world a better place yet everything is just getting worse.

In mathematical terms, technological and modern development is inversely proportional to peace and unity. Did that sound harsh? I just had to say it, so sorry. Look closely and see whats happening.Why should you bother about technology? Bother about your mouth first dude. When there wasn’t cars and bikes, the lesser was the road accidents and traffic congestion. When there wasn’t a stethoscope, we didn’t hear of Ebola until we had everything necessary to carry out a successful head transplant. Our technological evolution is only causing damages we cant imagine. Without bombs, guns, we wouldn’t have terrorist attacks. Why is our world this way? If you are not worried about this, I am. I have a fear about the future. Now that I’m 302 years old, I’m still looking fresh, fly and young, I even don’t think I’m ready to die yet. But the way the world is going, I guess I have to visit the grave early after making funny jokes outta trump.

I’m glad to announce that this section of funny trump jokes will probably be the last. I know you are sad to hear that, but I’m happy to announce that to you. Global warming? I can’t wait for the whole sun to burn the earth, hell is no better. If I were you, it follows the right path; go to the grave early, leave my job, wife, kids and everything I got and lie patiently in my grave until death pays a visit. What a heroic and honorable way to die. Isn’t that better than a plane crash or dying in an accident? It will be in the pages of history that a great man once lived the face of the earth, one of the greatest comedians that ever lived.

All this were the thoughts that came to my head today while at my office. Sometimes, you have to go far in dreams and come back. If you haven’t done that before, do that now! Before I do it for you. It has been a gloomy afternoon so far let’s lighten up the day together.

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#1 The real…

The real shithole president

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#2 100,000 likes…

100,000 likes and I'll eat a tide pod

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#3 Trump loves Norway…

Trump loves Norway because we grow his hair.

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#4 Colin Kaepernick is listed at 6’4…

Colin Kaepernick is listed at 6'4 232lbs
Donald Trump was just listed at 6'3 239lbs

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#5 Stand back everyone…

Stand back everyone, stable genius at work

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#6 Trump and Putin literally recreated…

Trump and Putin literally recreated a scene from House of cards

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#7 Someone drew a swastika…

Someone drew a swastika on Trump's star of the Walk of Fame
& there's no way to know if it was doneby someone who hates him or supports him

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#8 It appears some protestors…

It appears some protestors have inflated this behind the White House

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#9 How to lose a guy…

How to lose a guy in 10 days

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#10 You'd be dead…

"I really, thought you'd be dead by now."

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#11 Your invitation is withdrawn…

Trump: "Your invitation is withdrawn.
"Steph: "Well that's fine w-
"Riley: "We aint never want ya dusty invitation anyway!"

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#12 Flint doesn’t have clean water…

Flint doesn't have clean water,
Puerto Rico doesn't have any power,
And our President is Twitter beefing with Steph Curry

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#13 Someone dropped their lunch…

Someone dropped their lunch outsideat work and it looks like it's aboutto log on to Twitter to threaten North Korea.

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#14 Halloween is cancelled…

Halloween is cancelled

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#15 Halloween costume…

The Getting Deported by Trump Halloween costume

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#16 The inside of my puppy's ear…

The inside of my puppy's ear looks like Donald Trump

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#17 Senor Trump…

Senor Trump, can I have my ball back?

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#18 And then he tweeted…..

And then he tweeted....."See you in court" after just losing in court

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#19 Peeped Donald Trump's bullshit…

Peeped Donald Trump's bullshit 20 years ago

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#20 Little did Trump know…

Little did Trump know that the
Mexicans had a secret weapon

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#21 Still surprised Trump…

Still surprised Trump hasn't asked me to consult on this wall.
I've been building walls for years.

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#22 Me at my next job interview:

Me at my next job interview:
"Do you have any experience?"
"Did Donald Trump?"

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#23 Me: That’s enough of me…

Me: That's enough of me being petty on the internet today
Rachel Maddow: I have Trump's tax returns

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#24 The President of the United States…

The President of the United States
is Twitter beefing with Snoop Dogg.

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#25 Why do Donald Trump's sons…

Why do Donald Trump's sonslook like every bully from a 90's kids movie?

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#26 When congress won’t let you…

When congress won't let you take away
health care from 24 million Americans

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#27 I feel like this is super important…

I feel like this is super important

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#28 We are holding Syria responsible for poisoning…

Trump: We are holding Syria responsible for poisoning
& killing their own people!Flint, Michigan:

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#29 Hey, #United.

Hey, #United.Trump is flying from Washington to NYC,flight 2145, Row 8, Seat A. Do your thing...

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#30 Who paid for you?

"Who paid for you?" he whispered.
But the old wall keeps her secrets.

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#31 Can’t be an investigation if…

Trump: Can't be an investigation if
there's no FBI director.

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#32 I’m going to leave him a dictionary…

Biden: I'm going to leave him a dictionary
of fake words in your office.

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#33 I don’t see why Trump’s climate decision…

I don't see why Trump's climate decision was such a big deal...
THOUSANDS of guys have pulled out of Paris before.

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#34 Anyone who woke up…

Anyone who woke up from a 2 year comaand was shown this picture would 100%
think it was a new CBS sitcom.

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