Funny Trump Jokes
Imagine a big, round bottom flask, mouthed’ white man is the President of your country. The whole world will be sick of his running mouth. Donald is a major talk or even the name of a comedy show in some parts of the world. When my friend got a new bulldog, he named it Donald Trump. He plans to take technology to another level. Whats the level if you have a running mouth, huh? We ain’t need no technology bro; let’s go back to the stone age when things were much better. Now that you got all the knowledge and power of the earth, the world isn’t getting better. What the hell is wrong? You have all the experience, all the wisdom all the know-how are all the necessary tools and equipment to make the world a better place yet everything is just getting worse.
In mathematical terms, technological and modern development is inversely proportional to peace and unity. Did that sound harsh? I just had to say it, so sorry. Look closely and see whats happening.Why should you bother about technology? Bother about your mouth first dude. When there wasn’t cars and bikes, the lesser was the road accidents and traffic congestion. When there wasn’t a stethoscope, we didn’t hear of Ebola until we had everything necessary to carry out a successful head transplant. Our technological evolution is only causing damages we cant imagine. Without bombs, guns, we wouldn’t have terrorist attacks. Why is our world this way? If you are not worried about this, I am. I have a fear about the future. Now that I’m 302 years old, I’m still looking fresh, fly and young, I even don’t think I’m ready to die yet. But the way the world is going, I guess I have to visit the grave early after making funny jokes outta trump.
I’m glad to announce that this section of funny trump jokes will probably be the last. I know you are sad to hear that, but I’m happy to announce that to you. Global warming? I can’t wait for the whole sun to burn the earth, hell is no better. If I were you, it follows the right path; go to the grave early, leave my job, wife, kids and everything I got and lie patiently in my grave until death pays a visit. What a heroic and honorable way to die. Isn’t that better than a plane crash or dying in an accident? It will be in the pages of history that a great man once lived the face of the earth, one of the greatest comedians that ever lived.
All this were the thoughts that came to my head today while at my office. Sometimes, you have to go far in dreams and come back. If you haven’t done that before, do that now! Before I do it for you. It has been a gloomy afternoon so far let’s lighten up the day together.