Jokes for kids

kids jokes

Kids always know how to turn the sad moments into laughter. They will either do something crazy or say something that would make everyone laugh out loud. jokes for kids are the same. It is the unique collection of the jokes that you can only hear from the kids.
There are often some scary questions and the answers that would stun you. We have the best collection of the Kids jokes that would make you die out of laughter. Make sure that you share with the couples that have friends and they will surely relate to the situations. The kids jokes are the best in the market and there is no doubt you will be bored with them. If you want more there is Funny pictures jokes for kids. Enjoy!

    • What do you call a blind dinosaur?
      A Doyouthinkhesawus
    • What do you call a pig that knows karate?
      A pork chop!
    • What animal need to wear a wig?
      A bald eagle!
    • What do you get when you cross a snownman with a vampire?
    • Why dod monkeys eat banana
      Because bananas are not afraid
    • What do you call a fish with no legs?
      A fsh
    • Why are Teddy bears never hungry?
      They are always stuffed
    • What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
      Nacho cheese!
    • What do you call a cow with no legs?
      Ground beef!
    • Why did the man run around his bed?
      Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
    • What do alligators drink before a big race?
    • Why did the lion eat a light bulb?
      He wanted a light lunch
    • Why did the orange lose the race?
      It ran out of juice
    • What happens when you illegally park a frog?
      You get toad away.
    • Why did the kid put sugar under his pillow?
      So he would have sweet dreams!
    • What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
    • Why do cats make bad librarians?
      They only have one tall.
    • Why did the bird go to the hospital?
      To get tweetment.
    • What do you call a fake noodle?
      An impasta!
    • Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
      Because he was standing on the deck!
    • Why won’t cannibals eat clowns?
      Because they taste funny.
    • Why didn’t the pirate’s phone work?
      Because he left off the hook!
    • Why doesn’t Dracula have any friend?
      Because he’s a pain in the neck!
    • What did the ghosts teacher say to her class?
      ”Watch the board and I’ll go through it again…”
    • What kind of ring is always square?
      A boxing ring!
    • What gets wetter the more it dries?
      A towel!
    • What kind of lion never roars?
      A dandelion!
    • Where do pencils go for vacation?
    • How much does it cost a pirate to get an earring?
      About a buck an ear [buccaneer]!
    • Why do bakers work so hard?
      Because they need the dough!
    • What do knights do when they’re scared of the dark?
      They turn on the knight light!
    • What job does a frog have at a hotel?
    • What do you call a sleeping bull?
    • Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
      The outside!
    • Why was the little peanut punished?
      Because he made his parents nuts!
    • What do you get from a pampered cow?
      Spolled milk!
    • Why don’t ghosts have money problems?
      They don’t worry about the cost of living!
    • What did the mayo say when the refrigerator door opened?
      ”Clode the doors i’m dresing!”
    • What vegetables are a sailors worst enemy?
    • How does a snowman get to work?
      By icicle


Fall kids jokes


    • How do you mend a broken pumpkin?
      With a pumpkin patch!
    • If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
    • What reads and lives in an apple?
      A bookworm.
    • What did the little tree say to the big tree?
      Leaf me alone.
    • Why do trees hate tests?
      Because they get stumped by the questions.
    • What’s an elephant’s favorite vegetable?
    • What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
      Your teeth.
    • Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
      Because it’s too far to walk.
      Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
      To make up for his miserable summer.
    • What has ears but can’t hear a thing?
      A cornfield.
    • What did one leaf say to another?
      I’m falling for you.
    • What kind of coat goes on wet?
      A coat of paint.
    • Why did the scarecrow win a medal?
      He was outstanding in his field.
    • How do trees get onto the internet?
      Easy, they just LOG on.
    • What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
    • What is a tree’s least favorite month?
    • What runs around a farm but doesn’t move?
      A fence.
    • Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a cornfield?
      Because the corn has ears.


More funny jokes for kids


    • What do you give a lemon when it is sick?
    • How do you keep an elephant from charging?
      Take away her credit card!
    • What do you call a fly without wings?
      A walk!
    • What did a bee say to another bee?
      I love plants
    • What do you call a tiger with glasses on?
      A scientist tiger
    • What do you call a gog that can walk?
      A HUMAN.
    • Why couldn’t the kid see the pirate movie?
      I was rated ARR!
    • Where do cows go for entertainment?
      To the moo-vies!
    • What do you call a cow with two legs?
      Lean meat!
    • Why did the math book look so sad?
      Because it had so many problems!
    • What did the duck say to the comedian?
      ”You quack me up.”
    • What reads and lives in an apple?
    • What stays in the corner but goes around the world?
      A stamp
    • What kind of vegetables do drummers like best?
    • Why did the banana go to the doctor?
      Because it was not peeling well.
    • Why don’t alligators like fast food?
      They can’t catch it!
    • Where do burgers like to dance?
      At a meatball!
    • Why was the mother firefly unhappy?
      Because her children weren’t very bright!
    • What is a cats favotite colour?
    • What do you call two birds in love?
    • What do you call a snowman in the summer time?
      A pudlle.
    • Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?
      Because it’s two tired
    • What side of a sheep has the most wool?
      The outside!
    • Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
      Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
    • What do you call a cow on a trampoline?
      A milk shake!
    • A snake kid asks his mom, « Mom, are we poisonous? » His mother says, « Why do you want to know? » The snake kid says, « because I just bit my tongue. »
    • Why couldn’t the pony sing himself a lullaby?
      He was a little hoarse.
    • Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
      To go with the traffic jam!
    • What time do you go to the dentist?
      At tooth-hurty!
    • What’s the hardest thing to sell to a ghost?
      Life insurance!
    • What do you get when you cross a police dog with a shunk?
      Law & odor!
    • What do you call a dog on the beach?
      A hot dog.
    • Why does it take pirates so long to learn alphabet?
      Because they spend years at C!
    • Where did the cat go after losing its tail?
      To the retail store.
    • Why didn’t the pig get invited to any parties?
      Because he was a boar!
    • What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
      A lawn moo-er.
    • What is a cow’s favorite party game?
    • Why did the coolied go to the doctor?
      It was feeling crumbly.
    • What are twins favotite fruit?
    • How do you make a strawberry shake?
      Take it ti a scary movie!
    • Why are elephants so wrinkled?
      Because they take too long iron!
    • Why are ghosts, bad liars?
      Because you can see right through them!
    • Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
      Because she will let it go!
    • What do you call a fish with no tail?
      A one eyed grape
    • What did the egg say to the other egg?
      Have a eggsellent day!
    • Why do sharks have eyes?
      So they don’teat there best pals
    • What do you call a bear with no teeth?
      A gummy bear!
    • How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
      By the footprints in the butter!
    • Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
      Because she will let it go!
    • If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring?
    • How does the moon cut his hair?
      Eclipse it.
    • How can you tell if it’s been raining cats & dogs?
      When you step in a poodle!
    • How do you make a tissue dance?
      Put a little boogie in it!
    • Why was the baby ant confused?
      Because all jis uncles were ants!
    • What do snowmen have for breakfast?
      Frosted flakes
    • Why do gorillas haves big nostrils?
      Because they have big fingers.
    • What did one eye say to the other eye?
      Don’t look now, but something between us smells
    • What is a vampire’s favotite fruit?
      A neck-tarine
    • What is green, white, and red all over?
      A sunburnt elf
    • What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
    • What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
      I think I’m coming down with something.
    • Where do insects shop?
      At flea markets!
    • What happens when dinosaurs drive cars?
      Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
    • Why shoudn’t you bring a chicken to school?
      It might use fowl language!
    • What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
      A bunny ribbit
    • What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
      A tuba toothpaste.
    • What did the mushroom say to the fungus?
      You’re a fun guy [fungi].
    • After many years, a prisoner is finally released.
      He runs around yelling, « I’m free! I’m free! »
      A little kid walks up to him and says, « So what? I’m 4. »
    • What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
      Private tutor.
    • What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for his birthday?
      Thanks’ i’ll bever part with it!
    • What do you call an owl that does magic tricks?
    • Why did Larry keep his guitar in the freeze?
      Because he likes cool music.
    • What kind of bugs do you find in a graveyard?
    • What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
      Put it on my bill!
    • Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
      She liked to rock and roll!
    • Where do horses live?
      in neighhhh-borhoods!
    • What do you call an angry carrot?
      A steamed veggie!

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