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Knock knock jokes

 

funny knock knock jokesIn the history of the jokes, the Knock knock jokes are the most historical and traditional jokes that every kid shares when he or she is young. They might be sassy, bad or hilarious because it all depends on how quick is the person to reply. If your kid is of the age that he loves sharing the Knock knock jokes with you, here is the best collection that will help you to learn some of the best responses and share a laugh with your child.
Once you will start reading the Knock knock jokes you will remember your own childhood and it would be hard for you stop reading because they are so funny.

 

 

    • Knock Knock
      Who’s There?
      Dishes
      Dishes Who?
      Dishes Sean Connery.
    • Knock Knock!
      Who’s there?
      Wanda Smellmop.
      Wanda Smellmop who?
      No, thanks, I’m not into scat.
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Borken pencil.
      Broken pencil who?
      Never mind, it’s pointless
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Doris
      Doris who?
      Doris locked that’s why I’m knocking
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Nana
      NAna who?
      Nanna your business
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Theresa
      Theresa, who?
      Theresa….nothing like a dame.
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Manny
      Manny, who?
      Manny are called but few are chosen.
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Amish
      Amish who?
      Awwww how seet. I miss you too.
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Figs
      Figs who?
      Figs the doorbell. It’s broken!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Abby
      Abby who?
      Abby birthday to you!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Justin
      Justin who?
      Justin time for lunch
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      A little girl
      A little girl who?
      A little girl who can’t reach doorbell.
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Bacon
      Bacon who?
      Bacon a cake for your birthday.
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Doctor
      Doctor who?
      That’s a great TV show isn’t it?
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Roach
      Roach who?
      Roach you a letter, did you get it?
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Annie who?
      Annie body home?
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Beats
      Beats who?
      Beats me.
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Adore
      Adore who?
      Adore is between us. Open up!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Cows go
      Cows go who?
      No, cows go moo!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Dozen
      Dozen who?
      Dozen anyone wannw let me in?
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Chicken
      Chicken who?
      Chicken your pockets if you can’t find your keys.
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Spell
      Spell who?
      W-H-O
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Otto
      Otto who?
      Canoe help me find a gas station here?
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      A herd
      A herd who?
      A herd you wer home, so I came over!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Sadie
      Sadie who?
      Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Some bunny
      Some bunny who?
      Some bunny has been esting my carrots!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Carmen
      Carmen who?
      Carmen open the door already
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Yacht
      Yacht who?
      Yatch a know me by now!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Naisance
      Naisance who?
      What’s Naisance yesterday?
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Marion
      Marion, who?
      Marion haste, repent at leisure.
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Mayer
      Mayer, who?
      Mayer days be filled with laughter.
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Handsome
      Handsome, who?
      Handsome pizza to me, please.
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Iowa
      Iowa, who?
      Iowa lot of money on my income tax.
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Doughnut
      Doughnut, who?
      Doughnut ask me silly questions.
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Madame
      Madame, who?
      Madame foot is stuck in the door.
    • Mary: Will you remember me in five years?
      John: Yes
      Mary: Will you remember me in 10 years?
      John: Yes
      Mary: Will you remember me in 20 years?
      John: Yes
      Mary: Knock, knock.
      John: Who’s there?
      Mary: See, you forgot me already!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Toby
      Toby, who?
      Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Zebra
      Zebra, who?
      Zebra is too big for me.
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Watson
      Watson, who?
      Not much. Watson who with you?
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Sam and Janet
      Sam and Janet, who?
      Sam and Janet evening…
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Leif
      Leif, who?
      Leif me alone.
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Murray
      Murray, who?
      Murray Christmas to all.
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Who’s there?
      Atch
      Atch, who?
      …Gesundheit!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who’s there?
      Yah
      Yah Who?
      Naaaah, bro, I prefer google.
    • Knock Knock!
      Who »s there?
      Biggish
      Biggish who?
      Fuck off you homeless Cunt!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Cargo
      Cargo who?
      Car go beep beep!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Arthur
      Arthur, who?
      Arthur any more at home like you?
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Avon
      Avon, who?
      Avon to be alone
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Dishes
      Dishes, who?
      Dishes the FBI. Open up.
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Wendy
      Wendy, who?
      …Wendy moon comes over the mountain.
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Norma Lee
      Norma Lee who?
      Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Tank
      Tank who?
      You’re welcome!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Howdy
      Howdy who?
      Howdy I get in?
      The doorknob is stuck!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Dwayne
      Dwayne who?
      Dwayne the bathtub, it’s overflowing!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Value
      Value who?
      Value be my valentine?
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Sweden who?
      Sweden Sour chicken is my favorite Chinese meal!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Jamaicain
      Jamaicain who?
      Jamaicain me crazy!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      King Tut
      King Tut who?
      King Tut-key fried chicken!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Boo
      Boo who?
      Gosh, don’t cry it’s a knock knock joke.
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Luke
      Luke who?
      Luke through the peep hole and find out
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      I have toop
      I have toop who?
      You have to POO? Well, go the bathroom, then!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Honey beep
      Honey bee who?
      Honey bee a dear and get me a soda!

 

Funny knock knock jokes

 

    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      A mall
      A mall who?
      A mall shook up!
    • *Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Doughnut
      Doughnut who?
      Doughnut ask, it’s a secret
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Iva
      Iva who?
      I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Europe
      Europe who?
      No, YOU’RE a poo!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Robin
      Robin who?
      Robin the piggy bank again
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Ben
      Ben who?
      Ben knocking for 10 minutes!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      For
      For who?
      For the hundred time, it’s me Tom
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Bat
      Bat who?
      Bat you’ll never guess!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Eyesore
      Eyesore who?
      Eyesore do love you!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Dwight
      Dwight who?
      Dwight way is better than the wrong way!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Minnie
      Minnie, who?
      Minnie brave hearts are asleep in the deep.
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Hugh
      Hugh, who?
      Yoo Hoo yourself.
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Humus, who?
      Humus remember this, a kiss is still a kiss…
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Isabelle
      Isabelle, who?
      Isabelle ringing? I thought I heard one.
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Dr. Livingstone
      Dr. Livingstone, who?
      Dr. Livingstone I. Presume.
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Leica
      Leica, who?
      Leica bridge over troubled water…
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Olive
      Olive, who?
      Olive my wife, but oh, you kid!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Sarah
      Sarah, who?
      Sarah doctor in the house?
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Heather
      Heather, who?
      Heather, Georgy girl…
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Annie
      Annie, who?
      Annie thing you can do, I can do better…
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Thesis
      Thesis, who?
      Thesis…a recording.
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Olaf
      Olaf, who?
      …Olaf my heart in San Franciso.
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Philip
      Phillip, who?
      Phillip me glass, please. I’m thirsty.
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Pizza
      Pizza, who?
      Pizza on earth, good will to men.
    • Knock Knock
      Who’s there?
      Cash
      Cahs Who?
      No thanks, I’d rather have a peanut!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who there?
      Honeycomb
      Honeycomb who?
      Honeycomb your hair!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Juno.
      Juno who?
      Juno that I’m out here, right?
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Hyman
      Hyman, who?
      Hyman the mood for love
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Butcher
      Butcher, who?
      Butcher arms around me honey, hold me tight
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Accordion
      Accordion, who?
      Accordion to the paper, it’s gonna rain tonight.
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Opportunity
      Opportunity who?
      Don’t be silly opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Mikey
      Mikey who?
      Mikey doesn’t fit the keyhole!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Barbie
      Barbie who?
      Barbie Q Chicken!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Orange
      Orange Who?
      Orange you glad to see me?
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Pencil
      Pencil who?
      Pencil fall down if you don’t wear a belt.
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Olive
      Olive Who?
      Olive right next to you, I’m your neighbour!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Watson
      Watson who?
      What’s on TV tonight
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Lettuce
      Lettuce who?
      Lettuce in and we’ll tell you!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Etch
      Etch who?
      Bless you!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Avenue
      Avenue who?
      Avenue knocked on this door before?
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Radio!
      Radio who?
      Radi-o not, here I come!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Neddle
      Neddle who?
      Needle little money
      to buy lunch today
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Claire
      Claire who?
      Claire the way, I’m coming through!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Viper
      Viper who?
      Viper nose, it’s running!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Noah
      Noah who?
      Noah good place where I can get something to eat?
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Henrietta
      Henrietta who?
      Henriatta worn that was his apple
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Ivor
      Ivor who?
      Ivor you let me in, or I’ll climb through the window!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Police
      Police who?
      Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Shh
      Shh who?
      Shh yourself
      I’m trying to watch the movie!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Oswald
      Oswald who?
      Oswald my gum
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Foster
      Foster who?
      Foster than a speedong bullet!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Obama
      Obama who?
      Oooo Baaa Maaa self…
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Hugo
      Hugo, who?
      Hugo to my head…
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Sony
      Sony, who?
      Sony…a paper moon
      Ida
      Ida, who?
      Ida written if I’d known you were away.

 

best knock knock jokes

 

    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Jamaica
      Jamaica, who?
      Jamaica passing grade in math?
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Lil
      Lil, who?
      Lil things mean a lot.
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Kershew
      Kershew, who?
      Kershew, Red Baron!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      O’Shea
      O’Shea, who?
      O’Shea can you shee by the dawn’s early light?…
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Tuba
      Tuba, who?
      Tuba toothpaste, please.
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Ira
      Ira, who?
      Ira…gret that I have but one like to give for my country.
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Wayne
      Wayne, who?
      Waynedrops keep fawling on my head
    • Knock Knock!
      Who is there?
      Anita
      Anita, who?
      Anita another kiss, baby.

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