Mexican Jokes

Mexican jokes

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Funny Mexican jokes are the most lively people that you will ever come across and they have some of the most delicious meals and amazing traditions. However, the way they talk and their accent has been given a funny twist in these amazing Mexican jokes. In-case, you missed there is the section of Mexican pictures jokes, Enjoy!

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#14 A Mexican, a Pakistani, and an American

A Mexican, a Pakistani, and an American are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Pakistani obviously impressed by this, drinks his non-alcohol beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,
'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The American, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out his 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Pakistani. Catching his glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, he says,
'In America we have so many illegal immigrants that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'

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#77 A black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican

A black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican guy were eying a hot chick from across a bar.
She notices them looking at her, so she walks up to them.She says,
" I want a man that"s smart. Use the words LIVER and CHEESE in one sentence.
"The black guy goes " I love to eat liver and cheese.
"The white guy goes " I like to cook liver and cheese.
"The Mexican guy goes up to the girl and tells the guys " Liver alone, cheese mine!!"

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