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Confused but weary of the childs whining, the mother obliged and poured her a glass of cider.
The little girl immediately dunked her hand in it.
Ouch! It still hurts! This cider doesnt work! she whined.
What are you talking about? asked mom.
What ever made you think that cider would ease the pain?
Well, I overheard my big sister say that whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she cant wait to get it in cider.
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around, bullshitting about how tough their fathers were.
"My dad went 12 rounds with Mike Tyson, lick that!" said Harry.
"Well, my dad did two tours of Vietnam and killed 19 Gooks, so lick that!" said Tommy.
"That's fuck all," said Johnny, "My dad hasn't wiped his arse in 10 years so lick that!"
A couple gets married. Forty years later, theyre in the same hotel room they spent their honeymoon in.
She takes off her clothes, lies down on the bed, spreads her legs ... and he starts to cry. She says, Whats the matter? He says, Forty years ago, I couldnt wait to eat it, and now it looks like it cant wait to eat ME!
A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100."
The woman angrily gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.