Racist jokes

Racist Jokes

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Regardless of your skin color, belief or country you can never be protected from the Racist jokes. So instead of being angry at the jokes, it would be more fun if we all stick together and enjoy some of the funny Racist jokes.
The best Racist jokes are the sassy and funny that would make you laugh hard. You cannot imagine the fun you will have without the violent taunts and hatred. Once you start reading the Racist jokes you will find it hard to stop and the real fun will begin. Make sure that you share all the Racist jokes with your friends and make them laugh because racism can be fun. View our category of racist jokes with pictures.

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#38 An Arab enters in a taxi…

An Arab enters in a taxi.
Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio because he must not hear music as decreed by his religion and, in the time of the prophet, there was no music, especially Western music which is music of the infidel's and certainly no radio.
So the cab driver politely switches off the radio, stops the cab and opens the back door.
The Arab asks him:
"What are you doing man?"
The cabby answers:
"In the time of the prophet there were no taxis.  So get out and wait for a camel."


#68 I was on the bus…

I was on the bus the other day when a massive black came and sat next to me.
I slowly started edging away from him and he said;
"What, you think I'm gonna steal from you, cos I'm black?"
"No, I think you're going to steal from me because you have a fucking gun!"


#69 A black goes to the doctor in South Africa.

A black goes to the doctor in South Africa.
He cries he's got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk in four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room.
The black, get's up in his feet and asks the doctor what's the point:  Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!


#123 An Englishman, American and an Arab

An Englishman, American and an Arab were sitting in a bar one day talking about their families.
The Englishman said,
"I have ten kids at home and if I have another one then I will have a full soccer team!"
"Well," said the American,
"I have 15 kids at home and if I have another one I will have a football team!"
"But," said the Arab smiling,
"I have 17 wives at home and if I have another one I will have a golf course!"


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