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Roses are red violets are blue jokes

funny Roses are red violets are blue jokes




Since we were children, we have all heard the poem roses are red and violets are blue. Now it is the time that we turn them into jokes. If you are surprised, do not be because these are going to be the most hilarious poems that you will ever find.
You can sing the poems to irritate your friends and when they will notice that it was actually a joke they will laugh out loud with you. When you will start reading the poems it would amaze that how perfectly the rhyme has been matched with some of the funniest phrases. Make everyone one laugh with the jokes. View this same category Roses are red, violet are blue pictures jokes.

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#1 Voldemort

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I thought Voldemort was ugly
But then I saw you

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#2 So many ways

Roses are red
Violets are blue
There are so many ways
I could kill you

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#3 Lil stupid

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Lil stupid ass bitch
I ain't fuckin with you

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#4 Roses Die

Roses are red
Violets are blue
These will die
Why can't you

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#5 There’s always an asian

Roses are red
Violets are blue
There's always an asian
Better than you

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#6 Sheep go baah

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sheep go baah
And cows go moo

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#7 Douchebag

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'd rather be single
Than a douchebag like you

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#8 If i were you

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If i were you
I'd want me too

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#9 Alzheimers

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have Alzheimers
Fish fingers

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#10 Gun

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van

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#11 Vodka

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Vodka is cheaper
Than dinner for two

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#13 Played 18 today

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I only played 18 today
'cause I was hurtin without you

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#20 Nailed by a ball

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I was nailed by a ball,
Cause I was looking at you.

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#27 Ugly one

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You are a bitch
And an ugly one too

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#45 Arranged marriage

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You have an arranged marriage
Waiting for you

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  1. Roses are red
    Biolents are blue
    People get brown faces
    Cause of u
    ( got another but its not roses are red..)
    My brother’s name is lala
    ‘Hey thsi is my bro lala!’
    ‘Oooo la la…’

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