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Roses are red violets are blue jokes

funny Roses are red violets are blue jokesSince we were children, we have all heard the poem roses are red and violets are blue. Now it is the time that we turn them into jokes. If you are surprised, do not be because these are going to be the most hilarious poems that you will ever find.
You can sing the poems to irritate your friends and when they will notice that it was actually a joke they will laugh out loud with you. When you will start reading the poems it would amaze that how perfectly the rhyme has been matched with some of the funniest phrases. Make everyone one laugh with the jokes.

 

    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      Ive got five finger
      The middle one is for you
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      Vodka is cheaper
      Than dinner for two
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      These will die
      Why can’t you
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      I’d rather be single
      Than a douchebag like you
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      There are so many ways
      I could kill you
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      If i were youI’d want me too
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      Take your clothes off
      So i can bone you
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      You have an arranged marriage
      Waiting for you
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      There’s always an asian
      Better than you
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      I was nailed by a ball,
      ‘Cause I was looking at you.
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      I only played 18 today
      ’cause I was hurtin without you
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      I’m glad that my night putting
      Is only done with you (Because I’d never get the chance with Anna).
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      my wish for you
      a birdie or two.
    • Roses are Blue
      Violets are Red
      Here in Russia
      The vodka drinks you!
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      I think that your dead
      So I’m done with you
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      with the smell of the toilet
      i think about you
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      I thought II was ugly
      ‘Till i saw you!
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      You are a bitch
      And an ugly one too
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      I thought Voldemort was ugly
      But then I saw you
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      All of my naughty thoughts are of you
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      You like soup
      And i like slew
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      lips are moist and IIwanna blow you
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      If you’re alone on a holiday
      Start drinking for two
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      If your man is busy on Valentine’s day
      Then the side chick is you
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      I finished my popcorn
      during the preview
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      I don’t like pink golf bags but since it’s free
      i’ll give it to you
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      If I win this golf bag
      Do I get to meet Paula Creamer too?
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      I need the bag bad
      So I can buy me a driver, too!!!
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      My balls are clean
      and they’re dimpley too!
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      I’m no good at poems
      Get in the van…
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      Until you get that cleaned up.
      No sex for you!
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      the smell of shit
      Reminds me of you
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      Lil stupid ass bitch
      I ain’t fuckin with you
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      Get on your knees
      You know what to do
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      I’m proud to say
      I’m not a slut like you
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      Sheep go baah
      And cows go moo
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      I’m using my hand
      But I’m thinking of you
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      Garbage is dumped
      Now so are you
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      If walkers are coming
      I’ll run faster than you
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      The government is a lie
      Hitler was a Jew
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      The Nike Swoosh sits atop the podium
      And Adidas’ stripes sit at a distant number 2.
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      If I hit another ball in the water
      I will come unglued!
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      I keep an extra stiff shaft in my sack
      just for you…
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      I have chlamydia Guess what
      So do you!
    • Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      I have Alzheimers
      Fish fingers
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