Sex jokes

Sex jokes

funny Sex Jokes

Those who want some laughter in their lives but in a dirty way should get started with the Sex jokes. These are the jokes that will make you laugh and cringe at the same time. You will be cringing at every line that you read but it would be hard for you to stop going on because the jokes are so funny.
In the Sex jokes, some of the funny moments have been described when two people share the bed. It can be the wrong size of the condom or some weird noises that your partner makes. So get ready to read some of the naughty and hot Sex jokes that will want you to bring it on. You can share these amazing jokes with your friends to make them laugh. If you want more there is funny sex pictures jokes

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#40 Man and his wife

Man and his wife are fucking.
Fifteen minutes pass, then 30 minutes, then 45 minutes.
Sweat is pouring off the pair of them.
The wife finally looks up and says,
"What's the matter darling, can't you think of anyone else either?"


#95 The new husband and wife

The new husband and wife were in bed, when the husband says,
"Honey, anytime you wake me up and want to have sex, you don't have to say a word, just reach over and pull my dick a couple of times!"
"And if I don't want sex?" she said.
"Then just pull it forty or fifty times instead!"


#101 One night

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.
The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."
The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.
This time he whispers in her ear,
"Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"


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