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    • If Donald Trump wants a wall, he can start a Go Fund me page, and his supporters can pay for it
    • How does Donald Trump change a lightbulb?
      He holds the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
    • Trump is like a diaper
      Self absorbed and full of shit
    • What happens when you take a joke too far?
      The 45th president of united stated of America.
    • The last few elections have been a joke
      It’s becoming less of ‘who is best to lead this country’ and more of a freak show
    • First time I get to vote and it’s really gonna be Hillary Clinton vs Donald Trump smh Obama gotta run again with an alias like Abamo
    • « I’m voting for Trump because he speaks his mind. »
      Well, so does my two year old. It doesn’t mean she’s right for office
    • Stop saying if Trump wins y’all moving out of the country , stfu y’all can’t even more outta ya mom’s house…..
    • 2016: Trump cannot with the presidency
      2017: I can’t believe this guy won
      2018: This is your emergency broadcast announcing the commencement of the first annual purge
    • Trump can run for president with no political experience but I need a masters and 5 years experience for an entry level job
    • Melania: What? No
      Interviewer: Sorry, go on
      Melania: on a playground I spent most of my days
      Interviewer: Get out
    • Melania: My early years, in West Philadelphia born and raised
      Interviewer: Wait, is that Fresh Prince theme song?
    • Mom: Son we are going to back to Iran
      Son: Why?
      Mom: Because Melania Trump thought my immigration papers were a speech and stole them
    • Michelle: Hi I’m Michelle Obama
      Melania: Hi I’m Michelle Obama
      Michelle: Is there an echo in here?
      Melania: Is there an echo in here?
    • « How did you and Donald meet? »
      Melania: It was love at first a first grab
    • Trump: Lose the attitude or get the D
      Melania: Ooooo I kinda like that idea-
      Trump: Deported
    • Things I trust more than Donald Trump
      1. Flint Michigan tap water.
      2.Bill Cosby drinks.
      3.Elevator rides with ray rice.
    • Trump: I’m going to build a wall!
      Chapo: We build tunnels dumb ass, tel me how that’s going to work for you.
    • The real problem with the election is that one of them is going to win.
    • Donald: ‘Our country needs to build roads, bridges… »
      Hillary: « Well maybe if you paid your income taxes we could. » #debate
    • Why should Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?
      Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
    • What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?
      Hair Force One!
    • If Donald becomes president what will be his first order of business?
      Turn the Library of Congress into a Casino!
    • What does Melania Trump see in Donald Trump?
      « Two billion dollars and high cholesterol! »
    • The Humane Society will give Donald Trump $5 if he releases that thing on his head back into the woods.
    • Donald Trump and his son look like the type of people who go purging.
    • Donald Trump wants to control the country but he can’t even control his hair
    • Donald Trump is what happens when you tell a child all his ideas are special.
    • The only way to stop Donald Trump is to destroy his Horcruxes. The wig is definitely one. If you need me I’ll be finding the other six.
    • Does anyone know if the concentration camps Trump is planning for us Muslims will have WiFi?
    • Relax, Trump only fired Comey.
      Hillary would have had him killed
    • If Trump and Hilary are stranded on a boat in the middle of the ocean who survives?
    • In the latest outburst, Donald Trump has labelled Hillary Clinton ”Disgusting for taking a toilet break during a debate. Trump himself never has to go to the toilet, as the shit just comes straight out of his mouth.
    • Donald Trump proving you don’t have to be poor to be white trash
    • ”Donald Trump will never let you down!”
      Says Donald Trump’s 3rd wife
    • Trump says nobody will be a better president than him.
      He’s right. Having nobody as president would be better.
    • Considering we’ve produced things like Donal Trump and the Kardashians, I’m a little surprised other countries haven’t built a wall around us already.
    • America is so progressive that 8 years after electing their first black president
      It’s going to elect it’s first orange one
      I guess you could say that Orange is the New Black

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