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white people jokes, jokes about white peopleWhite people have been known for their personality but they can also do some stupid things that will make others laugh out loud. Here we have some of the amazing White people jokes that will make it hard for you to stop your laughter. You can start with the goal to read only 5 but you will only stop when you are read all the White people jokes.
Even if you share the White people jokes with your white friends they will laugh and how funny they can be. This list has been enriched with some of the best jokes in the history of the White people jokes. So buckle up to get on this ride of the amazing jokes and we are sure with every coming joke your laughter will become louder.

 

 

    • Russians
      The scariest white people on Earth
    • Illegal immigration is not a new problem.
      Native Americans used to call it white people.
    • What do you call a mob of white people in Alabama?
      A lynching.
    • White people: Wow what a perfect morning for a run!
      Me: Wow what a perfect morning to go back to sleep!
    • All white people have an aunt that looks like Larry Bird
    • White people love to prove they aren’t racist while saying something racist
      « Stupid Nigger I’m not racist my friends girlfriend is black!! »
    • Drake is the new Barry Manilow.
      In 5 years white people will still love him but black will be like, « who? »
    • White people always say some gay shit when they’re mad « Wow Mark left me with all this work, he really fucked me in the ass man »
    • White parents: Goodmorning its time for school.
      Black parents: Get yo ass up you better not miss thta buss
    • What’s white and can’t jump?
      A fridge
    • What do you call an attractive white woman sitting in the same room as a Muslim?
      A hostage.
    • A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.The guy behind the counter says, « Male or female? »The customer says, « Female »The counter guy asks, « Black or white? »The customer says, « White »The counter guy asks, « Christian or Muslim? »The customer says, « What the hell does religion have to do with it? »The counter guy says, « The Muslim one blows itself up! »
    • What do you call a buncha white guys running down a hill? Avalanche. Buncha black guys? Mudslide. Bunch Mexicans? Prison break.
    • A black man created the toilet,
      He made it white on purpose
    • White girls get pregnant and get a show « 16 and Pregnant »
      Black girls get pregnant and get 30 minutes of Maury.
    • White Parents Quotes « Goodmorning, get ready for school »
      Black Parents Quotes « Getcha azz up, don’t miss that bus »
    • How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
      None, white girls cant screw
    • What does a white man do at the club?
      Pout while all the colored folk are bumpin & grindin with all of his fine white bitches.
    • What do you call 2 crackers arguing?
      White noise.
    • I’m so white
      During the riots I went out and bought a television
    • You seen white people goin, ‘Oh, how ya doin’, Bob?
      Ah, no I.D. with me today. No, I forgot my I.D. Just go ahead $5,000.’ Brothers be at the bank he’s got his birth certificate, social security card, his lotto tickets, his pictures his kid drew, and they’re still over in the back going, ‘I don’t think that’s him. I’ll tell you what, give him $28.’
    • What do 5 white guys call 40 minutes of sitting on a bench?
      A basketball game.
    • White people commit suicide over dumb shit. They’ll kill themselves because they got a flat tire on their Mercedes and don’t wanna change it
    • White kids be cursing out their parents like
      « I’m not cleaning up that damn room, so leave me the fuck alone!! »
    • White people can’t say the « n » word but at least we can say « hey dad » or « thanks for the warning officer »
    • I dont want to be labeled as gay or straight. I just want people to see me as white.
    • CHRISTMAS BREAK:
      White Kids : * Crying * OMG I’m Gonna Miss You…
      Black Kids : Aye Nigga We Out This Bitch, Where The Party’s At?
    • The Olympics! Helping white people stay relevant in sports since 1896.
    • Why did Cadburys invent white chocolate?So black kids can get messy too.
    • Why is it that, at the Olympics, the white athletes win the shooting events and the black athletes win the running events?
    • 15 blokes chased a paki through McDonalds. When they caught him, they beat him to death.After the police arrived at the scene, they questioned a witness about why he didn »t helpHe simply responded « i thought 15 was enough »
    • White Parent=*Knock Knock*
      May I come in?
      Black Parent= *BOOM BOOM*
      OPEN UP THIS GOT DAM DOOR, YOU DON’T PAY NO BILLS TO BE LOCKIN SHIT
    • « White girls always got something to say about black girls, but out here trying to get tans »
    • What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
      Snow.
    • What do u call a bunch of white people in a bowl?
      Crackers
    • You know what sucks about being white?
      Not much, really.
      I mean, there are starving people in Africa, and all those tsunami victims in AsiaId say were pretty lucky.
    • What does a white man do when he is unhappy with current government decisions?
      He writes a letter.

 

More joke about white people

 

    • Why did white people own slaves?
      They were not strong enough to pick cotton weak bastards.
    • Only white people think bike riding is a sport, I know a crackhead who would dust the whole Toure De France on a Barbie bike
    • What does a White woman make for dinner?
      Reservations.
    • How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman?
      Throw them a golf ball.
    • Not all white people die in hot air balloon accidents, but only white people die in hot air balloon accidents.
    • Why did the white man cross the road?
      Because he needed something that was on the other side of the road.
    • White people can’t say the « n » word but at least we can say « hey dad » or « thanks for the warning officer »
    • If we are all from Africa
      Then why do white people exist?
    • Calm down white moms on dish detergent commercials, no wife is EVER that excited about dishes. Ever.
    • What do you call a redneck bursting into flames?
      A fire cracker!
    • Why are household appliances white?Because blacks have no power.
    • Hockey, a sport for white men.Basketball, a sport for black men.Golf, a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
    • What »s the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS4?
      Nothing; they »re both plastic, they both come in black and white, and they both get turned on by kids.
    • White people love snitching so much they created Yelp
    • Whats the similarity between a fence and a white person.
      They both get jumped by mexicans!
    • Why cant white men jump?
      They were too busy making racist jokes.

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